If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I will protect Isaac with my life

Toxicroak has updated his status- *Breathes*

Comments:

Sylveon: Kill yourself

Toxicroak: What-

Sylveon: Do it

Toxicroak: No!

Sylveon: Fine...

Sylveon: I'll kill yourself

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Rhythmi has tagged Kate in her status- Hey do you like Isaac?

Comments:

Isaac: Um...

Kate: Yeah kind of

Isaac: What?!

Rhythmi: Why tho

Isaac: Hey!

Kate: Because he's smart, sweet, and adorable

Isaac: Kate...

Rhythmi: Wow so opposites really do attract then, huh?

Isaac: But Kate's-

Kate: KILL YOURSELF

Kate: Rhythmi not Isaac

Isaac: Yeah I got that

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Kate has tagged Kincaid in her status- I hope all your hair falls out

Comments:

Kincaid: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ALL I DID WAS HELP TRY AND DESTROY ALMIA

Kincaid: AND NEARLY KILL YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND A BUNCH OF POKÉMON

Kincaid: ...

Kincaid: Yeah I see your point

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Crawford has updated his status- Wow why did I never realize that mustaches are just mouthstaches or eyebrows are just eyestaches

Comments:

Kellyn: What

Kate: What

Rhythmi: What

Keith: This guy might be a genius

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Rhythmi has updated her status- The boys I have as friends are the reason I don't trust boys

Comments:

Keith: I'm feeling personally attacked

Rhythmi: That's because I personally attacked you
~Kellyn, Isaac, and two others have liked this comment

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Prof. Hastings has tagged Kate in his status- Hey I need you to go find this gem on a mission that'll take you a few days to complete

Comments:

Kate: Okay...

Prof. Hastings: But LOL I need you to do another mission JUST LIKE IT again TWICE

Kate: Ugh seriously?

Prof. Hastings: LOL JK you'll only need to do it once, I'll send Keith on the other one

Kate: Oh good

Prof. Hastings: But WHOOPS looks like Keith messed up and I need you to do his mission too because he was incompetent