If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter There are songs at the end for my fellow shippers cause I got bored

Arches has tagged Hilda in its status- I'm so sick of you not being pregnant

Comments:

Hilda: I'm so sick of you

Sylveon: Same

Arceus: B*tch

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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status- Ya know I think N may have separation anxiety

Comments:

Hilda: You're probably right

Rosa: Maybe start taking him on murder trips

Hilda: Oh no

Hilda: That kind of thing is not for his eyes

Gladion: But fifty shades is?

Hilda: Exit my life

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Arceus has updated its status- Name literally ONE THING better than a box of Girl Scout cookies

Comments:

Sylveon: Two boxes of Girl Scout cookies

Arceus: I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I KEPT YOU AROUND

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Misty has tagged Ash in her status- Can you not suck at Mario Kart?

Comments:

Ash: Can you not be judgmental and pushy?

Misty: No

Ash: Then no

Misty: ...

Ash: ...

Ash: Love youuu

Misty: Ew

Misty: Love you

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Brock has updated his status- Uh Misty...Ash...are you guys okay?

Comments:

Ash: Fine

Misty: I just hate how bad he is at Mario Kart

Misty: I need a challenge

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Shiny Tubbish has updated her status- When you're trash but you're still better than everyone else

Comments:

Sylveon: Me

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Hey. Do you want...sum...fuk

Comments:

Hugh: Maybe if your tail wasn't small

Rosa: H U G H

Hugh: R O S A

Rosa: ...

Hugh: ...

Rosa: My tail isn't small...

Rosa: Yours is small...

Hilda: Don't put your man's business out there Rosa

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Serena has tagged Clemont in her status- TEXT. ME. BACK.