Chocolate! (on hiatus)

Ch 26: I Hate You

Lola POV:

"You have a tail.."

The pointed black tail flicked behind Axel like a cat's.

Oh my gerd...I want to touch it.

I reached out for it.

Axel made a weird growling noise and his tail flicked faster a few times before moving away from me.

I pouted, peering up at him through my lashes, "Wah..all your teeth are pointy! hey hey lava cake will it hurt if you bite me?!"

"You would probably bleed to death."

I nodded, reaching up toward where his horns rested in his hair with maximum sugar stealth.

He caught my wrist, "I told you not to touch them."

I frowned at his clawed hand before leering, "Why does it make you horny?"

He groaned, "fucking hell are you seriously making sex puns?"

I giggled, growing distracted, "your ears are pointy."

"no shit."

"what other things are different? is there anything else?"

His iridescent eyes looked me over, "there is but I'm wearing clothes."

...naked demon cake?

I stared at him for a moment, realization dawning on me suddenly.

What the fudge.."Axel..dont freak out.."

He rose a brow at me in question.

This is too weird. 

I backed away a step.

He frowned, "What are you doing Lola?"

I shushed him taking another step back so I had a better viewpoint to confirm my discovery.

No way.

Lava cake is hot.

"Oi rainbowfucko? did the hair dye finally fry your brai-"

"I don't meant to alarm you but, you're sexy."

He rolled his eyes, "no shit Lola, everyone knows that. except apparently you were a little late on that realization."

..I have been living with a sexy guy. "take off your clothes."

He looked taken aback, "What the fuck?"

I waved my hand at him, "get naked."

"why?"

I frowned at him, "lola made a discovery! all things discovered must be explored."

"you're going to try and touch my tail aren't you?"

no of course not. "no."

"Oh really then wh-"

"I'm going to lick it."

He choked on air, "No fucking way are you going to lick my tail!"

I whined, "but taste is part of exploration and you're cake anyways!"

"What kind of logic is that?!"

I eyed his rapidly swishing tail, "just one taste?"

He sneered, "fucking nut job, if you wanna taste something you can taste my co-"

"Can bite you? like your ear? will it hurt you."

"put your lips anywhere on my body and I'm going to rape you."