How Connor got here

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L: so Connor tell me how did you get here?

Connor: well... a mommy and a daddy loved each other very much----

L: NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT I MEAN HOW DID YOU FIND THIS BUILDING WITH US?

Connor: oh right.... well it all started after I quit my job earlier tonight. And it was my first night on the job

Light: what? Why would you quit your job on the first night?

Connor: health concerns

Misa: MISA DOESNT KNOW WHAT CONNOR MEANS BY HEALTH CONCERNS

Connor: shut up misa!

*decapitates misa*

Connor: any way, i was a night guard for Freddy Fazbear's

Everyone except Connor: ohhhhhh yeah that would explain it

Flashback
*Connor is at his desk watching the camera screens and is startled to find Freddy walking toward his office. Picks up phone*

Connor: hey boss... how much am I getting paid again?.... 11 dollars? Yeah screw that crap!
*takes off running*

Connor: Then I found this building

Light: I wish Freddy woulda killed you

Connor: shut up Kira!
*stabs light in the neck with a screwdriver and light dies there's blood everywhere*

Connor: Uh...... CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3!!!

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