Light is a Sith!

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Light: *comes in wearing black hooded robe* guys I have a confession to make. I'm really—

Connor: Kira?

Light: well, yeah, you guys already knew that but....I'm also a Sith lord.

Connor: a Sith lord?!

Light: yes. Kira is actually my Sith name that's why I chose it. I'm Darth Kira.

*everyone gasps*

Connor: you'll never get away with this!

Light:...with what?

Connor: uh...I don't know...it just seemed like the thing to say...well whatever! *takes out lightsaber*

Light: *takes out lightsaber* I've been looking forward to this moment. *zaps Connor with force lightning*

Connor: grrrr...

*Light and Connor start dueling*

L: ohhhhkayy.... Oh well. *takes out lightsaber and runs to help Connor*

*Connor and L defeat light*

Connor: all this time and Light was the Lord of the Sith.

*voice from behind*: no...he was not the Lord of the Sith. *takes off hood, it's jar jar*

Jar Jar: MEESA THE LORD OF THE SITH! MEESA DARTH JAR JAR! AND YOOSA IN BIG DOO DOO NOW!

Connor: he's going down *turns lightsaber back on.*

Misa: no don't!

Connor: what Misa?

Misa: Connor can't hurt jar jar! Jar Jar is misa's new boyfriend!

Everyone especially light: WHAAAA?!!!!

To be continued

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