I'm Sorry
Light: *on the phone* hello? Yes I'd like to order a villain henchman. Yes just like me. I'll take three. Thanks. *puts down phone*
Light: now that I'll have a team of bad guys I'll be able to get rid of L and become God of the New World!
*villains appear they look exactly like Light*
Light: yay!
Villain 1: hi I'm Kight
Villain 2: and I'm Snight
Villain 3: and I'm Alexander Berial von Blitzshinger Vandassle IV
Light: great! Now we can take down L!
Kight: what?
Light: are you uh...real villains?
Kight: uh...
Light: have you ever caught a detective?
Snight: nope
Light: have you considered a shinigami eye deal?
Al: nah
Light: sigh....I'll have to teach you how to be villains! *starts playing a saxophone*
Everyone: Hey! *start dancing* We Are number one!
*dance some more*
Everyone: We Are number one!
Light: now listen closely...
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Kira number one
You have to catch the best detective on the run
*L is working while stirring a lollipop in a cup of hot chocolate, light and his team are watching him*
Light: just follow my lead and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Snight: *steps on Beyond Birthday who is lying in the middle of the floor*
BB: Ow!
Light: No you idiot–*groan*
Light and Team: we are number one!
*start dancing*
Light and Team: We Are number one!
*Light has a net*
Light: now look at this net that I just found
When i say go, be ready to throw.
*L walks by*
Light: Go!
*team throws net on Light*
Light: Throw it on him not me! Sigh, let's try something else.
Light: *lays down bear traps*
Watch and learn, we soon will clap,
As he trips and is caught in this bear trap! Ha ha ha!
*Light's team all stumble into the bear traps*
Team: AIIEEE!!!
Light: ARE YOU KIDDING?!
*song resumes*
Light and Team: we are number one!
*dance some more*
Light: Kira number one!
L: *sees a pile of candy laid out for him*
*Kight and Al have a butterfly net, they swing it at L who dodges and the net catches Al instead*
Light: *face palm*
Light and Team: We Are number one!
We are number one!
Light: We are number one,
Team and Light: hey hey!
I've been wanting to do a we are number one chapter for a while.
As you may know, the actor who plays Robbie Rotten in We are number one has cancer and there is a GoFundMe page to raiseoney for him to have treatment.
Here is the link to that page if you are interested
https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk
See you all soon!
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