Lemony Snicket: I must once again ask that you look away from this and read something else more–
Connor: Hey! What did I tell you?
Lemony Snicket: not to lure people away from your fanfic.
Connor: And?
Lemony Snicket: to stop telling people to not read stuff, especially my work. And yours.
Connor: you need happy therapy.
Lemony Snicket: what?
Connor: task force and I are going to give you happy therapy.
Lemony Snicket: ...
Connor: were going to teach you how to be happy.
Lemony Snicket: I believe that I would enjoy that. Enjoy means that I would really like that.
Connor: I know what enjoy means, thank you.
Lemony Snicket: I understand. Understand means–
Connor: I know what understand means too.
Lemony Snicket: ok.
Connor: let's get started
*Lemony Snicket is laying on a couch while L is taking notes in a notepad*
L: tell me about your early life, Mr. Snicket
Lemony Snicket: please, call me Lemony. Mr. Snicket was my father. That is, if I knew my father. I had a melancholy past, I have a real melancholy present, and I will most likely have a real melancholy future.
L: ...do you want a hug?
Lemony Snicket: yes, that would be nice.
L: well sorry I don't do hugs.
Lemony Snicket: by the way, melancholy means sad.
L: I know what melancholy means, Mr. Snicket. I am the world's greatest detective.
Lemony Snicket: ok. So anyway, I was framed for many crimes I didn't commit, and the police have been tracking me down since then.
L: ! That was you?!?!
Lemony Snicket: yes. But I was framed
L: like heck you were! *Grabs handcuffs*
Lemony Snicket: mommy. *Runs away*
L: COME BACK HERE! *Chases Snicket*
Connor: L!! STOP IT!!! HE ACTUALLY WAS FRAMED!
L: *stops* he was?
Connor: Yeah! By Count Olaf probably!
L: oh. Sorry Mr. Snicket.
*Knock on door*
L: I shall get it. *Opens door, there is a man with glasses, a fake looking mustache, and a toupé*
Man: *British accent* Hello, I am Dr. Nefaro, the therapist you asked for
L: we did not ask for a therapist
Dr. Nefaro: nonsense! Of course you did! Why would I be here if you didn't?
L: ...Come in I guess...
Lemony Snicket: !!!!
Light: Snicket-Senpai what's wrong?
Lemony Snicket: hold on, L lemme just take you aside for a second. *Locks himself and L in the bathroom*
L: what is wrong, Snicket?
Lemony Snicket: That man's Count Olaf.
To be continued
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