Misa and Ryuk's Moon Battle

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This chapter was suggested by none other than the immortal KikutheKiller herself. Enjoy

*misa and Ryuk are on the moon. There are no death notes, only one spacesuit, and they have five minutes before they die.*

Ryuk: well this is a fine mess you got us into. You just HAD to try on that jetpack, we found in that sarlacc pit on tatooine, didn't you?

Misa: MISA LOOKS LIKE A PRINCESS WITH IT ON!!!

Ryuk: what the--? That doesn't make any sense!

Misa: JUST GIVE MISA THE SPACESUIT!

Ryuk: oh heck no! I'm taking the spacesuit, floating back to Earth, then I'm gonna move onto an apple orchard and live like a king baby! a KING!!

Misa: MISA WANTS IT SO SHE CAN BE WITH LIGHT!

Ryuk: really? You know he doesn't give a s*** about you right?

Misa: GASP! RYUK BETTER TAKE THAT BACK NOW!

Ryuk: oh yeah? Bring it on!

*they get ready to fight but it's too late. The five minutes are up and they die*

Porky pig: ababababababa That's all Folks!

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