Escape from the Shinigami Realm

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When we last left Connor, he had died and went to the shinigami realm, and transformed into a shinigami.

Connor: what the heck? I'M A SHINIGAMI!! How do I get out of here?! I know! I gotta find Ryuk! But first... *spots Sidoh* I wanna have a little fun *evil smile*

And so...

*Sidoh walks by, spots a death note that looks exactly like his old one*

Sidoh: My notebook? It's back!! Yayy!!! *grabs for it, the death note moves away*

Sidoh: wha-? Come back here! *Death note keeps running away*

*Connor is hiding above Sidoh with a fishing pole that the death note is attached to, slowly reeling it in*

Connor: this is so fun. Ooh! Shinigami apple! *bites into shinigami apple, spits it out*

Connor: tastes like sand. *takes out wand* Accio Apple! *regular apple appears, eats apple*

Connor: now where's ryuk? *spots ryuk* There he is! *flys over to ryuk* hey ryuk!

Ryuk: may I help you?

Connor: Ryuk, it's me.

Ryuk: nice to meet you, Me. I'm ryuk.

Connor: shaddup. It's me, Connor

Ryuk: CONNOR? How'd you--

Connor: I died and ended up turning into a shinigami. But I need to get back!

Ryuk: just chuck your death note into the portal to the human world.

Connor: no, I mean permanently. And I don't wanna be walking around looking like this!

Ryuk: But Connor, you had the power to return home all along. Just click your heals three times and say there's no place like home!

Connor:...😒 really?

Ryuk: no, I'm serious! That's actually how you get back!

Connor: oh. Will I be a human again?

Ryuk: yep.

Connor: okay then! Thanks Ryuk! Here! *tosses Ryuk an apple*

Connor: *clicks his heels three times* there's no place like home.

Soon...

*at the task force, everyone misses Connor*

L: sigh...still can't believe he's gone.

Light: me neither.

Misa: MISA IS SAD!!!

*portal opens up above everyone*

L: what the--

*a stream of fire drops down from the portal, and Connor makes a super hero landing*

Everyone: CONNOR?!?!

Connor: you were expecting Big Bird?

Near: he's back!

Everyone: YAYYY!!!

*they throw a party*

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