Misa: oh light it's Valentine's Day
Light: and your point?
Misa: so Misa has made all the plans for light and misas date tonight.
Light: ...excuse me?
Misa: light is going to take Misa to a malt shop and get Misa a malt shake.
L: Misa those places aren't even around anymore.
Misa: fine then light will take Misa to a fancy restaurant where they serve that SHAM-POG-NAY stuff.
L: it's pronounced sham-pain.
Misa: whatever. Then once they bring out the cham-pog-nay Misa will notice something in the glass. It will be a ring–
Light: uh oh. I don't like where this is headed.
Misa: and then light will take the ring, get down on one knee and ask Misa to marry him.
Light: that's it. I'm done. Connor, proceed.
Connor: you got it.
*stabs light with a screwdriver.*
L: it is Valentine's Day isn't it?
Connor: yep. Why do you think I'm drinking all these Snapples?
L:because you like Snapple?
Connor: that and I'm lonely on Valentine's Day. I don't drink alcohol so I just drink Snapple instead.
*chugs snapple*
L:... Hey can I have some?
Connor: sure bro
*l takes snapple*
Connor: wait... Hey light what's your sister doing this Friday?
Light: not going out with you.
Connor: touché
*ryuk has an apple*
Ryuk: oh Apple. I love you.
THE REST OF THIS SCENE WAS LOST.
Yes I know it is not Valentine's Day. But I'm going to be taking the day off that day to sob over my real life loneliness. See you soon!
CZYTASZ
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