I wish this movie never existed

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Connor: *groan*

L: what is it Connor?

Connor: this stupid movie they're making about emojis.

Light: good lord are you serious?

Connor: sadly, yes. *Puts on space helmet*

Matsuda: where are you going?

Connor: they're making an emoji movie. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. *Climbs into x-wing with Ahsoka*

Connor: well, bye guys. I'll send you a postcard from the planet from Avatar. *Starts x-wing*

*Everyone waves bye*

Connor: *stops x-wing*

Connor: I forgot I don't know how fly an x-wing. *Connor and Ahsoka climb out of x-wing* guess I'll just spoof the trailer for that stupid movie.

If you haven't already, watch the trailer above before continuing. Sorry.

*Connor has turned into an emoji and is standing in front of a white background with an unamused attitude*

Connor: hello. As you can see i'm an emoji. I could also be taken as an audience member for this film.

Connor: it is with great depression that I announce our first and hopefully last movie...please no. It's so unexciting...But if you still want to see it, bring the family.

Connor: doesn't have to be your family. If your holding them hostage, this movie is the perfect torture for them.

Connor: the emoji movie. It could be worse, folks. It could be Dragonball Evolution. No, nevermind, this is worse.

Next: A Pixar arc maybe

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