I Write Sins, Not Tragedies

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And now to start my Panic! At the Disco arc. In each chapter of this arc, I will be in a scenario and singing the lyrics to a Panic song. Today, we're kicking it off with I Write Sins, Not Tragedies

*music starts, the scene is Light and Misa's wedding. Connor walls in dressed as Brendon Urie in the I Write Sins, Not Tragedies music video*

Connor: Oh, Well imagine
                 As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and I
Can't help but to hear
No I cannot help to here an exchanging of words

Misa: I love you

Light:...sure

Connor: *walks over to L and Ahsoka*
                  "What a beautiful wedding"
                     What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter
                  "Yes but what a shame,
                     What a shame the poor groom's bride is a–" SHHHHH

Connor: I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the ____damn door?" It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
                I chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing the _____ damn door?" It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of *walks over to light and Misa, appears over misa's shoulder*

Connor: oh! well in fact
                Well I'll look at this way I mean technically our marriage is saved
                This calls for a toast so pour the champagne
*runs over to light*

Connor: oh! Well in fact
                Well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved

Light: *punches Connor*

Connor: this calls for a toast so pour the champagne pour the champagne

*Misa walks out, Connor is pouring a bottle of champagne in his mouth, then spits it out*

Connor: ugh, like drinking gasoline.
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the ___ damn door?" It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing the ___ damn door?" It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poiiiiisssseeee aaaaannnd rationalityyyy *looks out a window, gasps, exclamation point forms over his head, walks over to light*

Connor: I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of closing the ___ damn door? *drags light by the ear* it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of closing the ___ damn door? It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of– *opens door, shows Misa making out with Darth Jar Jar* poiiiiisssseeee aaaaannnd rationalityyyy

Light: *sobbing*

Connor: *pats Light's shoulder*


Songwriters: Brendon Urie / Brent Wilson / George Ross / Ryan Ross / Spencer Smith
I Write Sins Not Tragedies lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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