Lightning McQueen murder investigation part 3

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*L and Connor are on a rooftop*

Connor:...Well, there's the other client.

*Client is in a black hood, aiming a sniper rifle*

L: who is it?

Connor: someone I've been trying to avoid for a long time.

L: which is?

Connor: it's–

*Client takes hood off, it's...*

Connor: pinkie pie.

Pinkie pie: OMG! CONNOR IS IT REALLY YOU OMG ITS BEEN SO LONG!!!!

Connor:...Yeah....L, please kill me.

L: sorry, I left my axe at HQ.

Connor: darn it.  Ok, fine. So, Pinkie, we were sent here by Shrek. You remember him?

Pinkie Pie: OMG YES HE AND I BOTH WORKED FOR THE SAME GUY!!!

Connor: yeah well your boss sent Shrek to kill Lightning McQueen.

Pinkie: OOH YEAH LIGHTNING I REMEMBER HIM!!! HOLD ON!! *Aims sniper rifle and fires it*

L: Did she just shoot someone?

Pinkie: WELL YEAH OF COURSE IM AN ASSASSIN AFTER ALL!

L: never struck me as the kind of type...

Pinkie: OH YEAH IM THE BEST ONE ON THE TEAM!!!

Connor: *groan* so who do you work for?

Pinkie: OOOH YEAH IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY!!

Connor: *groan* I'm getting a migraine. Just tell us. Please?

Pinkie: OK CONNOR I'LL TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID PLEASE!!! I WORK FOR– *whispers in Connor's ear*

Connor:😨 you...You...You do?

Pinkie: I KNOW ISN'T IT SO AWESOME?!?!?!

Connor: sure...thanks...Come on L... *Apparates with L*

To be continued

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