Connor put on the mask from the 1994 movie The Mask. Now he is practically a Toon! The task force must get that mask off of him. First, Light tried to trap him, but he got underwear over his head. Then he became a savage in his anger. Then L tried to talk Connor into taking the mask off, and HE got underwear over his head, and a headache.
*the task force is running after Connor. Matsuda has L and Light on chains and leashes.*
L and Light: KILL! KILL!
Matsuda: Can't someone else take a turn with these twoOOOOOOOO- *L and Light nearly trip him*
Matsuda: what do we do now?
*suddenly, KikutheKiller apparates*
Everyone: KIKU?!?! What are you doing here?
Kiku: i live under HQ!
Matsuda: what do we do?
Misa: why don't we get that one fourth wall breaking guy to help?
Near: did misa just have a good idea?!
Matsuda: it just might work! *makes a call on his phone*
Connor: Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'M RAINBOW DASH!!
*Deadpool jumps in front of Connor, everyone stops running*
Deadpool: You know, you should really leave the wisecracking awesomeness to the professionals. Namely, me.
Connor: Oh. The Deathstroke/Spider-Man wannabe!
Deadpool: HEY! Spider-Man's my heart mate!
Connor: I may be a masked toon, but I still fanboy. DEADPOOL IS GONNA FIGHT THE MASK!!!!
Deadpool: *groan* you're starting to bug even ME! And that's saying something! *takes out twin katanas* SLICEY DICEY!!
Connor: *takes out a million guns* You really shouldn't have brought swords to a gunfight.
Deadpool: mommy
Connor: *fires guns, they all have BANG! flags popping out of them.* GOTCHA!
Deadpool: *fires real guns*
Connor: *dodges bullets* whoa! Whoa! Almost got me there! *walks up to Deadpool* You need to be careful with those things! *eats Deadpool's gun*
Deadpool: What the s---?!
Connor: Ah ah ah! You shouldn't say naughty words! I better wash your mouth out! *Shoves a giant bar of soap in Deadpool's mouth*
Deadpool: Why you-- *Connor hands him a comic* OOH! Comics! *First panel shows Deadpool reading comic. Second panel shows Connor pulling his underwear over his head. Third panel shows Connor whacking him with a giant mallet.*
Deadpool: Ha ha ha! That's so hilari--
Connor: *pulls Deadpool's underwear over his head, then whacks him with a giant mallet.*
Deadpool: THAT'S IT! NO MORE MR. NICE MERC!!!! *pulls out a bazooka*
Connor: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! *his eyes pop out of his head just like in cartoons* How do I get out of this one? I know! *spins into a tornado, then has mariachi uniform on. Music starts and he starts dancing and shaking marachas.*
Connor: *singing*
Hit it!
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the Rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze of my native street
When I start to dance everything goes
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Chic-chic-ky-boom
The senioritas they sing
And they swing with "terampero"
It's very nice! So full of spice!
And when they dance in they bring
A happy ring that "era keros"
Are singing a song
All the day long
So if you like the beat
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Chic-chic-ky-boom
Deadpool: I don't know why, but I gotta shake my booty! *starts dancing*
Connor: *hits Deadpool with a giant frying pan*
L: KILL! KILL!
Light: KILL! KILL!
Connor: Ehhhh, SHADDUP! *slaps L and Light*
L: Thank you, we needed that. So, you do not want to take off the mask, Connor?
Connor: Sorry emo boy. Not gonna happen. SOMEBODY STOP ME!
L: We know just who will. We have one more trick up our sleeve.
*Ahsoka appears.*
Ahsoka:..Connor?
Connor: ! *Connor's heart beats out of his chest like in cartoons* Hey hey baby how are you?
Ahsoka: ...I'm not sure I can be with you anymore.
Connor: well that's fi--WHAT? *his mouth opens up extremely wide like in cartoons*
Ahsoka: you're...you're a whole different person since you put that mask on.
Connor: BUT...BUT...Ahsoka! Baby! Sweetheart! Isn't there anything that could change your mind? I'll do anything. ANYTHING!
Ahsoka: maybe you could...take off that mask?
Connor: YES! YES! I WILL TAKE OFF THIS MASK! *pulls at his face. A storm cloud appears over him, and there's thunder and lightning*
Connor: AAAAAAAA!!!!! *pulls the mask off. He is back to normal.*
Everyone: Connor! *group hug*
Connor: Yep, I'm back! *turns to Ahsoka*
Connor: Look... I'm sorry about all of this...you know, I just, Light peer-pressured me and all and-
Light: I'm not taking responsibility!
Connor: Anyway, I've been crazy and all and I'm sorry and *mumble mumble* *Ahsoka kisses Connor, Connor's face turns red*
Connor: ! SSSSMOKIN'!!!!!!!!
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