L, Light and Connor form a boy band

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Matsuda: Guys, Connor's friend Lucas is here.

Connor: great send him in.

Lucas: hey guys. Sorry I'm late, I was binge-watching Black Butler. You ever seen that show?

Connor and L: oh yeah we love that show

Light: that show was terrible

Lucas: SHUT UP KIRA! *stabs Light with a pencil*

Connor: he learned from the best

Lucas: so anyway I heard your track and I got a big sexy hook you guys are gonna dig.

L: great do you want to lay it on us?

Lucas: let's do it

Whisper: here we go

Connor: ungh, The Task Force, My Boy Lucas

Lucas: YAYY!

Connor: the night starts now
Together in the hall, the boys us all
The night starts now

Connor: The night starts now gotta search and find,
We gotta get Kira gonna kick his hind

Lucas: KICK HIS HIND

L: go through the files there's no holdin' up

Lucas: YEAH

L: matsuda get me coffee if you wanna help

Lucas: YEAH COFFEE

L: then there's my only friend Light Yagami, sorry all you fangirls but I'm not gay

Lucas: NOT GAY

L: got three pounds of candy, yet I'm not diabetic, now gimme my Reese's, Hershey's, and lollipop

Lucas: THIS IS THE TALE
OF SEBASTIAN THE BUTLER

*Connor light and L give Lucas side eye*

Lucas: A DEMON FROM HELL,
YET STILL DARN GOOD  BUTLER

Connor: what?

Lucas: WITH CIEL PHANTOMHIVE, GONNA GO GET ALOIS TRANCY,
AND HIS SPIDER-MAN GUY
THAT OTHER NERD CLAUDE

Light: Kay that was really weird but we're back in HQ
What they don't know is I'm Kira too

L: what?

Lucas: SEBASTIAN

Light: death note in my right hand, I am Kira,
Ryuk over my left, they sure don't know

Lucas: BLACK BUTLER

Connor: watch it misa cause everybody hates you
We all wanna take you home and lock you up girl

Lucas: YEAH YEAH

Connor: All dressed up just wanna have fun
You are a such a stupid b–

Lucas: NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART
DAY HE WAS SUMMONED
HE JUST LIVED TO SERVE

Light: nooo

Lucas: CIEL PHANTOMHIVE
AND AVENGE HIS PARENTS
HES THE GENTLEMAN OF ALL

Connor: groan

Lucas: THE BATMAN OF ANIME

L: no I am

Lucas : BUT ABOUT CIEL'S SOUL
WILL HE EVER GET IT

Light: we've seen the show

L: put your hands in the air and say heck yeah
C'mon

Lucas: SEBASTIAN

Light: what?

Lucas: Black Butler

Light: racist

Connor: no he's not

Light: from the front to the back say all hail Kira

Connor: no

Lucas: KICK CLAUDE'S BUTT

Connor: nope

Lucas: GIANT DOG BOY

Light: wrong

L: yo Lucas were really gonna need you to focus up

Lucas: ROGER THAT LEMME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER SHOW

Light: no!

Lucas: A SOUND SOUL DWELLS IN A SOUND MIND AND BODY AND MY NAME IS SOUL EVANS

Connor: eh

Lucas: MY MEISTER'S MAKA ALBARN
WERE GONNA KICK MEDUSA'S ASS

Captain America: Language

Lucas: OKAY THEN IM A TITAN KILLER
EREN JAEGAR IS MY NAME

Light: oh god

Lucas: THEN YOU CAN CALL ME YUUKI
AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS INSANE

Light: so's mine

Lucas: Yuno stop saying Yuuki all the time

Yuno: no way

Lucas: THIS IS THE TALE
OF YUKITERAU AMANO
WITH THE FUTURE DIARY
IM TRYING TO SURVIVE
I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND
WHO ALWAYS SAYS MY NAME
BUT HOLY CRAP IS SHE HOT
AND IM GONNA CHANGE MY NAME

Light: turns out Lucas really likes anime

Lucas: YOU COMPLETE ME!

Light: yeah. Yeah. Okay I need some potato chips

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