Task Force HQ was destroyed by a massive earthquake called The End that is shaking the world. But Connor knows of a spot that The End stops at and now the task force is journeying to find it. Now, they've run into the mysterious barber Sweeney Todd...
Matsuda: wait a minute! Who's Sweeney Todd?
Connor: the star of the 2007 movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street starring Johnny Depp.
Light: well whatever, I could use a shave anyway.
Sweeney Todd: very well, sit down and i will give you a shave, sir.
Connor: Light, I'm not sure you want to do this–
Light: also, sir, who's your tailor? I like your outfit.
Sweeney Todd: I get all of my clothing from that shop across the street *points to shop called Ye Olde Hot Topic* now then, how about that shave? *Takes out razor, starts shaving Light's chin*
Light: see Connor, there was nothing to be afraid of! You were overreacting for nothing!
Connor: shut up Kira! *Takes out screwdriver*
Sweeney Todd: *quickly snatches screwdriver from Connor and stabs Light with it*
Everyone: !!!
Sweeney Todd: *steps on foot pedal that tips the chair that Light is in over and Light is dumped into a secret trap door*
L: you just--
Sweeney Todd: who's next?
Matsuda: n-n-no thanks we're good
*Everyone starts backing away*
Sweeney Todd: oh come now, everyone needs a shave now and then
Connor: Run!
*Everyone runs out of the room and back to the pie shop downstairs*
L: what happens now? What happens to Light?
Connor: I think we're looking at it!
*Points to freshly cooked meat pie*
Everyone: AAAA!!!!!
Matsuda: what do we do now?!
*Everyone except Connor is freaking out*
Connor: *slowly grins*
Light: *walks out of room* still alive!
Connor: dang!
Sweeney Todd: *locks the door* looks like it's just us now! Now who needs a shave?
Connor: Oh no you don't!
Sweeney Todd: tell you what: you and i have a competition. We each compete to shave someone, and whoever gives them the fastest shave wins. If you win, you and your friends get to leave. But if I win, I kill you all.
Connor: deal.
*Soon everyone is back in the barber shop. There are two people who are being prepared to have their face shaved.*
Sweeney Todd: *takes out shaving razor*
Connor: *takes out lightsaber shaving razor*
Sweeney Todd: on your mark, get set...GO!
Connor: done.
Sweeney Todd: what?!
*Connor is actually done. The man he shaved gives him $10*
Sweeney Todd: but--but--
*The ground starts rumbling*
Ahsoka: uh oh. Here we go again
Connor: everybody out! *Everyone runs out*
L: Connor, do you know just where The End is going to stop?
Connor: I have some vague idea.
L: well let's hope you know what you are doing.
Connor: don't worry, it's going to be okay!
Light: you know, this is starting to sound a little bit like the movie The Croods.
Connor: well this IS the same earthquake from The Croods. Remember, I accidentally made all fictional movies real, so The Croods actually happened!
Light: this is making my brain hurt.
Connor: come on. *They leave the victorian age London*
Sweeney Todd: *as they leave* you can't escape from me. No one bests Sweeney Todd. *Starts to follow them*
To be continued
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