What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix

You are a pirate!

*everyone in the task force is a pirate on a pirate ship.*

Light: How did we get into this mess again?

Connor: I accidentally transported us to the pirate age, then accidentally got us arrested and then a crew of pirates broke us out of jail for some reason, now were part of the crew.

Light: oh right, I knew you had something to do with it.

L: Hey Connor, what ever happened to Ahsoka?

Connor: I don't know. She was with us when we came here, then she just vanished.

Light: sounds like she finally realized she had bad taste in men and had to find someone else.

Connor: shut up Imagay

Light: just saying.

Connor: oh yeah? How's your relationship with Misa by the way?

Light: *whine* DON'T BRING IT UP!

Connor: sounds like someone else realized their bad taste.

Light: WHY YOU LITTLE--

L: wait, who's the captain of this ship anyway? I mean, seriously, we haven't met him yet.

*The captain walks over, everyone gasps*

Captain: new guys right? Welcome to the Black Pearl, mate. Savvy?

Everyone: JACK SPARROW?!?!

*Connor's best friend Lucas apparates*

Lucas: *singing*
THIS IS THE TALE! OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

Jack: what the–

Lucas: PIRATE SO BRAVE, ON THE SEVE–Yahhh!

*jack sparrow grabs Lucas and drags him across the ship*

Lucas: hey hey whatareyoudoing I'myourbiggestfa–AIEEE!!!!

Jack: *throws Lucas overboard*

Connor: he'll be ok. I trained him to be a wizard.

Jack: well mates, I have good news: I found some treasure earlier.

*Crew cheers*

Light: treasure? Maybe being a pirate isn't so bad.

Jack: the bad news is, Barbossa took it.

*Crew boos*

Light: nope, I'm out, *gets up to walk away, Connor grabs him*

Connor: sit down.

Jack: so, we're going to steal it back!

*Crew cheers*

Jack: now where's the rum? *Walks off*

Connor: this could be fun...

To be continued