This story has spoilers, vulgar scenarios, crude language, a ton of characters, plot holes that make no sense and suggestive themes. For dubbing or animation, you have my wholehearted support. All characters must be done by impersonations if so.
V/A...
I wake up next to Yuri, cuddled up to me, and I smile at her, brushing some of the hairs out of her eyes. She blushes a little, and I kiss her cheek, getting out of bed to go downstairs.
I'll let her be today. She might be having a good dream... right, audience?
I go downstairs and see that Schrödinger, Ralsei, Nyu, Lucy and Sans are talking about something.
"So... you say that you can bake, right Ralsei?" Schrödinger asks.
Ralsei giggles nervously.
"Not exactly... I know how to make some tasty cakes, though..!" Ralsei responds, and Nyu's eyes light up.
Lucy pats Nyu's head, calming her down.
"Did you say... cakes? As in... like, wedding cakes?" Schrödinger asks.
Ralsei nods.
"You're a Dummkopf for saying that all nonchalantly." Schrödinger responds. Translation; Dumbass
"W-why?" Ralsei asks.
* sayori.
"Oh. Fu-" Ralsei responds before Sayori literally appears out of literally nowhere in the kitchen.
"Ｓｏ, Ｉ ｈｅａｒｄ ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｃａｋｅｓ．．．" Sayori growls in a sinister voice, making everyone except for Lucy and Sans flinch.
"S-should I... make some..?" Ralsei asks, shivering in fear.
Sayori only nods, and Ralsei runs to the counter and gets supplies so fast, his body made an afterimage.
"Blutige Hölle! Did she really scare you that much? Angsthase." Schrödinger jokes. Translation; Bloody hell! Did she really scare you that much? Coward.
"N-not funny..!" Ralsei exclaims.
This is my cue.
I walk down the stairs and sit in the kitchen.
* hey, monika. howzit goin'?
"I'm doing fine. How 'bout you?" I ask, and he pulls out a comb and starts to comically brush his head with it.
* i'm doin' good.
"Does that... do anything for you?" I ask, and he winks.
* nah. it just gives me something to do. also, helps with bein' funny.
"Well, it's working, Skelettmann." Schrödinger explains with a smile on his two-fanged face. Translation; Skeleton man
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