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"Unbelievable!! Absolutely unbelievable!!! How can The King be defeated!?" Eggman exclaims.
"I love war. Even when I'm losing, I love it. But this... this is getting annoying." The Major states.
"Yo, let it be my turn, Doc! I'mma remix their faces with my fresh new Octobot!" I exclaim, and Eggman sighs.
"Fine. Go on. But don't blame me if you die, Octavio." Eggman groans.
"But that's the thing, Doc. I can't die unless an Inkling's on their team, which I highly doubt." I respond, and Eggman grins his widest.
"Why didn't you tell us this before!?!" Eggman exclaims happily.
"Ya never let me talk." I retort.
"Nevertheless, go, go! We can win this, as long as there isn't an Inkling on their team!!" Eggman exclaims.
"We have a trump card we never knew?!? This war's getting better by the second..." The Major exclaims.
"...I'm losing my mind..." Kaguya whines before I get into my Octobot and fly out the back of the Egg Carrier and over the house.
4:00 A.M. Calamar's POV
I hear some beats outside, and I instantly groan. The Squid Sisters do as well.
"The hell's all that noise?" Raven asks.
"DJ Octavio..." I groan.
"What?" Raven asks.
"He's the octopus you saw on the TV." Ruby explains.
"He makes music?" Raven asks.
"More like he kills Inklings with sound waves, missiles and purple ink." Marie responds.
"Morbid... I like it." Raven states, making Summer cross her arms, puffing her cheeks out at Raven.
"We better head out!" I exclaim, and The Squid Sisters nod before we dash out the door with all the ink shooters we can carry.
"How many times do we have to do this, Octavio?!" Callie exclaims, and Octavio looks down at us.
"As many times as it takes to finally splat you Inklings!" Octavio exclaims before Callie clears her throat.
"Marie? You wanna end this the same way it always does?" Callie asks, and Marie nods, smiling.
"Definitely. For now, Calamar's got this." Marie states before they both kiss my cheeks each; Callie on the right and Marie on the left, making me blush immensely.
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"Good luck. We'll help you out when you got 'im on the ropes." Marie states, and I smile at them before getting my Splattershot and turning to him.
