Doki Doki Literature Club: Afterstory

Chapter 61: 参上!! ギニュー特戦隊!!

Sanjou!! The best fucking characters return!!

6:30 P.M. Cadabra's POV

My scouter beeps, waking me up from a deep sleep, and I almost blast a hole through the wall before I realize where I am, and I rub the space between my eyes before putting my glasses on and looking at the scouter. It's getting a call from Ginyu. I get myself awake with a Senzu Bean from my bag that Monika made to hold infinite amounts of the latter, and I take a deep breath before taking my glasses off and putting the scouter on and answering the call.

"Cadabra here. What's going on, Ginyu?" I ask.

"Well, we've figured out where you are again, and since we finally have a break, we're coming to visit." Ginyu responds.

"Wait... all of you?" I ask.

"What? Don't you miss us?" Ginyu asks rhetorically.

"You know what I meant, Ginyu. Just don't die. Over and out." I respond before hanging up and setting the scouter back next to the lamp before putting my glasses back on.

I rub the tiredness out of my face and at least try to look presentable, but I hesitate to put my Ginyu Force outfit on before deciding against it. I then head into the living room and wait, sitting on the couch next to Zoe, and I tap my arm impatiently. Zoe notices this and looks to me.

"You oolroight, mite?" Zoe asks.

"I'm fine, Zoe. I'm just... waiting for a few friends." I respond.

"A few friends, eh?" Zoe asks, smirking lustfully.

"N-not like that, you moron... they're teammates." I argue, and she chuckles.

"It was worth askin'." Zoe states, and I grumble, looking away while adjusting my glasses.

"Oi, chiien up, Cuydahbra. Oy'm just jokin' around. Oy unduhstahnd if thyah good friends'a yahs, buh' Oy deedn't mayn t' huht yah faylin's." Zoe explains, and she puts an arm around my shoulders.

I smile a little.

"We steell baest muytes??" Zoe asks.

"Yeah. We're still best friends." I respond, and we hug it out as everyone else "awws" at us, except for Neopolitan, who's holding a sign that says that.

I blush angrily, and Zoe giggles as I let go of her and cross my arms, still blushing angrily. There's a knock at the door, and I float over there to see the Ginyu Force on the other side using the peephole. I turn the knob a little, and they get ready to pose, so I use Instant Transmission to warp behind them. I whistle to them, and they turn around.

"Hey. So, there are a LOT more people here than last time who may or may not know you, and I know I'm probably going to be fired for even thinking of this, but maybe, just maybe, you can hold off on the poses?" I ask, and Ginyu glares at me.

"You better have a better excuse for this than the fact that there are more people here, Cadabra." Ginyu snarls, and I think of literally anything.

"Umm... the porch isn't big enough for your big entrance??" I state quickly, and they look like they believe me.

"That's reasonable." Guldo states.

"Yeah, right! The Ginyu Force is pretty much known universally for their pose! It would be a sin if we didn't!" Burter exclaims.

I curse myself out under my breath before taking a deep breath.

"Listen. You guys can do your poses, but you'll have to do them in the yard. I'll get everyone out here while you practice in the meantime." I explain, and they smirk.