Avenger's One-shots and Preferences

May-December-Clint Barton

A request by MadisonGupton who wanted a Clint one-shot the reader is much younger than Clint (about in her twenties) and the team teases him for it.
The reader is also short (around 4'9").

Some suggestive innuendo. Enjoy.

----------------Flashback------------

"Wow," you say as you walk into the Avengers compound, which was bigger than you anticipated, "I can't believe I get to work with the Avengers, this is so cool." "Go ahead and make yourself at home, kid," Tony encourages, "Everything here, food, rooms, pool and other amenities all free. Well not exactly, I'm the one who pays for it all but, where else could a few million in utilities be spent on anyway?"

Right in this moment, the rest of the team came to welcome you and help you settle in. Amidst the greetings you ran into the archer of the group.
"Hi," you say to Clint, "Hawkeye, right? We haven't met yet." "Well I knew we had someone new on the team, but I didn't expect you to be so small," was Clint's first comment to you. "I'm only 4'9"!" you get defensive. "Small enough I could fit you in my pocket," Clint further adds. "I may be small, but I'm fast, bet you couldn't hit me with those arrows of yours," you retort.

"Alright you too, that's enough," Steve steps in, "(y/n) may be young...and a little on the short side admittedly," you glare at Steve but he continues, "But she has skills that are useful to the team. So, we need to make her feel welcome."

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"Almost...got...it," you grunt as you try and reach for the cereal box on top of the cabinet. Even though you were standing on top of the stool, it was still a challenge for you to reach up on the highest shelves. 

"Need a hand, shorty?" you hear your boyfriend's voice behind you. You turn your head and, as expected, the first thing you spot is the smug grin plastered on Clint's face. "You know I don't like being called that, Clint," you lightly retort. "Well maybe because it is true and you can't handle the truth," Clint teases which made you scoff. Sure you're the shortest one on the team, but you could still handle yourself in a fight when needed.
You continue your failed endeavor to reach for the top shelf to no avail. "Ready to ask for help yet?" Clint says, arms folded like he was waiting for you to accept defeat. You'd refuse, but your growling stomach demanded you swallow your pride, "Please," you say. "Please what?" Clint places his hand by his ear. "Will you please reach up there and grab that cereal box for me...please."

"That wasn't so hard was it?" Clint smirks, handing you the box. "Well it wouldn't be so hard if Thor and Steve didn't put the cereal up on top shelf of all places all the damn time," you grumble. "Yeah sure, that's those muscle heads, leaving stuff on top shelves," Clint says, experiencing a flashback from yesterday when he gave Thor five bucks to place your favorite cereal on top so you couldn't reach it.

"You know your cute when you're all mad," Clint says, placing a kiss on your forehead. You make a small smile, knowing you couldn't stay mad at the archer for long, especially when he's there to give a hand up when it comes to reaching impossible heights. You stand on your tip toes and kiss his lips in response, a special moment that was ruined when several of the Avengers walks in and make disgust sounds.

You and Clint internally groan, knowing what was coming next. "Ew, weird way to show affection for your daughter, Barton," you hear Tony's voice. "You're one to talk, Stark," you retort back, "What was the youngest you ever had, she was probably younger than me." "Hey, I'm not the one with secret feelings of bedding my father," Tony counters back. "It's not like that," Clint defends for you. "Really, cause what I heard last night through the walls says different," Sam quips in. "Oh good, I'm not the only one who couldn't sleep with all the slapping and moaning last night," Natasha also adds, "Oh, daddy. Yes, daddy. Spank me harder, daddy," she says mimicking your voice. "My personal favorite was 'Daddy, I've been such a bad girl, you'll have to punish me.'" Sam adds, also mimicking your voice.