seventy six: houseplants

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     i gently pet the leaves of my favourite spider plant, rebecca, and sing to her very softly.

yea it's gonna be one of those chapters

"what the hell are you doing?"

i turn around to see tugger, only to shush him. "rebecca is trying to sleep!" i whisper-yell at him.

"rebecca?" he scoffs. "mistoffelees, it is 3:39 in the morning—"

"yeah, exactly. let rebecca get her beauty sleep," i say, turning back to the plant.

"i honestly don't know why i bother," tugger mutters, starting to go back upstairs.


hi idk what this even was, but i really wanted to share this with you.

my mom got me a giant kinder surprise (i'm canadian, it's not illegal here) and

my mom got me a giant kinder surprise (i'm canadian, it's not illegal here) and

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i got a dinosaur.
his little mouth opens

he's my trans son:
he doesn't have a name yet (he hasn't picked one out yet)

my friend wants to call him timmmy (with three m's) but he told me he doesn't like that name so that's not it

but he wanted me to ask you guys for possible name suggestions (not anything timmy-related tho he hates that name)

so yea. what should we name him?

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