(Link has got online)
Link: Wow I found 20 Hixoes, 8 Stone Taluses, and 5 Silver Lynels! Yesterday was the funnest, me being totally reckless.
(Mipha has got online)
Mipha: You know, maybe I could heal you,
Link: No need, just a few bruises and bloody cuts here and there.
Mipha: !!
Link: Nothing minor
Mipha: !
Link: I mean major
Mipha: Ok then
(Urbosa has got online)
Urbosa: Hiya voes and vais.
Urbosa: Link you are never coming over again are the vais are crying cuz you left.
Link: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
(Sayge has got online)
Link: I will murder you
Sayge: I will throw paint on your clothes again
Link: This calls for some beating
Sayge: Paint catapult you
Link: I'll take another catapult light it up with my Great Flameblade, then slobber oil all over it, then whack it at your shop!!
Sayge: Then I will form an army and throw oily flame balls at you and your Princess.
Link: If you wanna get to Zelda, you have to get through me, and btw I defeated 4 blight Ganons all by myself. Impa, and Zelda were watching.
Sayge: I will get out the Lynel Crusher.
Link: I'll whip out the Master Sword and chop and dice you up.
Sayge: Don't hurt me!!!
Link: Everyone wins to the Hero Of Hyrule.
Link: Who wants to argue with me.
Urbosa: No thanks
Mipha: I'm not taking any chances.
Link: I remain champion.
Sayge: This is not over!
Link: OVER FOR YOU
(Sayge has left)
Link: Cowards go home, Saviors fight for the throne.
Mipha: Wow, swordsmanship, cooking, and even arguing!
Link: I am a man of many talents.
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: Wow...Amazing..... What a knight....so many talents......
Urbosa: You ok there Little Bird?
Zelda: Woah... Oh! Yes, I'm ok
(Zelda left the chat)
Link: ..... XD
(Revali has joined the chat)
Revali: Link?
Link: Ummmmm Yea Revali
Revali: Which girl do you like?
Link: I um... Actually,,,, Well... you know.... I like both of them as friends
Link: I see Zelda as a friend, I had swore to protect her, even if it costs my life, that did happen, and Mipha had been my friend since childhood, she would always welcome me when I visited, but I barely spent time with her cuz I was the personal knight of Zelda.... but this chat allows that to change, just because I knew Mipha longer, doesn't mean I like her better, I like Mipha and Zelda equally as friends. Back to you, Revali.
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
