(I actually don't remember lol, have they gone to the beach before?)
Also thanks so so so so so much for 30K! A beach chapter just seems like an iconic chat chapter, so here! Sorry for not updating the chat recently-state testing y'know 😔
(Link has scheduled a meeting for 12:00 P.M)
📣 Link: Hey guys! I was wondering if you guys wanted to hang at Laverra Beach?
oOo
(Mipha has joined the chat)
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-finally i did it-
Revali: Why the hell would I want to hang myself. I still have plenty of things to do in life, like become the hero, roast you, kill-
Mipha: Rev, he meant 'hang' as in 'hang out' not literally hanging yourself. It is often described as a a shortened term for-
Revali: okay okay thanks you don't need to get to the end of that
Daruk: hey little guy! You still up for the beach hangout?
Link: Yeah sure, why not
Urbosa: Yeah! We should go!
Revali: .......dmfasd.fas.df.....as.df........sadf......asd.f....g.r......jhgfd.s......tfds.....hmm i can embarrass link...yeah...
Mipha: You good?
Revali: meh i'll go
Daruk: yay operation laverra...commence!
Zelda: I cleared off the whole beach!!
Link: ...how, exactly?
Zelda: The power of my daddy!
Daruk: *chokes* W-what
Zelda: the king! he arrived so everyone left. he didn't even do anything!
Link: Well Zelda and I are already here to set up
Mipha: Alright I'm
Mipha: ...Zelda is that a castle?
Zelda: No, it's a shade canopy thing. It's woven from over 100 types of intricate and imported silk, 5 different kinds of fabric, and over hundreds and thousands of stretch and sun proof, material. It's also known for being super durable! It's the uLtimate bEach cAnopy®!!! I got it off of Hyrule Ebay for only 10 rupees, actually how awesome is that
Revali: Princess we don't care about your canopy that Link almost ripped.
Link: Sorry, I wanted to play beach volleyball but SPIKED BALL EDITION
Daruk: alright come on! everyone's here now!
Link: Who wants to go to the ocean!?!?!? It's sparkling!
Mipha: I'll go! The sun is baking me alive...
Zelda: Nah, I'll sunbathe for a bit
Urbosa: Front row seats for Linky Winky, huh?
Zelda: U-um WHAT!?! W-who's that ag-agin!
Urbosa: *Wink*
Zelda: .....
Revali: Sorry princess, but your acting sucked.
Zelda: Not everyone wants to be asinine as you!
Revali: *gossip girl gasp* How OFFENDED AM I!
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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