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Link: ZELDA PLZ
Zelda: WHAT
Mipha: PRINCESS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT KOROK FOREST OH *le sob*
Daruk: What did
Revali: Oh my goddess I can actually agree with Link> IT'S HORRIBLE
Zelda: WHAT WHAT WHAT
Link: The Koroks went extinct!
Daruk: What now?!
Urbosa: Little bird!! Might you have a theory why?!
Zelda: Well on the RitoNews100 there was a note saying how some Yiga managed to get through the fog by playing a glitch.
Link: You mean this:
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Zelda: Yes that one- WAIT I DIDN'T STEAL TRIFORCE WTF
Mipha: Anyway Zelda, the Great Deku Tree wants you to come see him. He's sad about all his Koroks, even Hestu gone.
Urbosa: Little bird, you can go if you would like. It would do a great favor in helping the Great Deku Tree.
Daruk: I had no idea about this.
Zelda: Ok hello Deku Tree, Link and the others has come to warn me about some Yiga making their way in the fog with a glitch.
TGDT (The great Deku Tree): Why yes, Princess. Word spreads fast. I saw 4 Yiga members, 1 blademaster, 2 footsoldier, and one Yiga archer.
Zelda: Really? What did they do?
TGDT: Well, they had these big brown sacks, and they put all our Koroks inside! They even forced Hestu to go!!!
Daruk: Oh rly!!
Urbosa: Yes. Maca said he had something to give Link, so Link walked here.
Link: And the TGDT told me that the Koroks had gone extinct!!
Mipha: But we don't know about the others ones roaming outside.
Revali: NEWS! They all got swooped away by the Yiga! Who knows what they're planning to do with them!!
Zelda: Wait...do you hear that 'Ha ha!' noise?
Link: *swallow nervously* uh huh huh no
Urbosa: N-no
Zelda: *turns around and sees like 50 Koroks hidden in a tree log*
Everyone But Zelda: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Zelda: OMG You got me! So NONE of this is true?!
Mipha: Nothing. No Yiga, no glitch, no extinct, NOTHING!
Zelda: That was fun! Let's prank people!
Revali: Sure. Mipha, you had some great acting.
Mipha: and link too!
Link: And Rev too
Daruk: How come I didn't know?!
Urbosa: You were sleeping so we didn't tell you
Daruk: oh
Zelda: I'm gonna prank Sidon. Here's the plan:
~After a round of acting~
Mipha: hehe this is to get him back for taking my trident
Daruk: SIDON
Sidon: Ya?
Daruk: A Yiga crawled in the windows!!
Sidon: WHICH WINDOW
Mipha: Sweet Sidon! The bathroom one, at least it looked like it.
Link: That's right! Mipha and I were going to have a picnic on Ruta, then we saw THAT!!
Sidon: Oh my goddess I need to protect my treasure!
Sidon: I-it's Gone!
Mipha: Oh. I'm sorry Sidon.
Revali: It is?!
Sidon: My toothbrush
Daruk: Oh really?! I think the Yiga is still around!
Link: I SAW HIM
Sidon: There! And there's 2 of them!! 2 figures!!
Daruk: After them!
Mipha: Sidon....they ran off. We can't catch them now. I'm very sorry.
Sidon: But-but- sis! *waaaaa*
Link: *smirk*
Mipha: Happy April Fools, Sidon!
Sidon: Wait what
Daruk: It's all a-
Revali: prank!!
Sidon: Wait then where's my toothbrush
Link: Right here! *pulls it out from behind*
Sidon: Smiley!!!!
Sidon: Wait how about the Yiga
Link: The Yigas were Zelda and Urbosa
Zelda: FEELS GOOD TO BE OUT OF THAT BLACK BODY SUIT
Urbosa: ugh I'm so humid rn
Revali: And, it was a distance between us, so you couldn't' see that well
Mipha: Bye Sidon!
Sidon: bye sissy
Zelda: Well who else should we prank
Link: Terrako's Nintendo Switch accounts!
Mipha: Who plays with him?
Daruk: Midna, small version, Ruto, and Tulin, and most of the kids in Link's -disaster-teacher-and-students- class sessions.
Link: DON'T.
Daruk: woah woah woah ok
Zelda: Ok, I'm going to mix up their names.
Link: Terrako will be Tom Nook with the name, "NookBoi"
Zelda: Tulin will be Mipha and the name, "Fishstick"
Urbosa: Midna will be Inkling Girl and the name is "Painters~"
Daruk: Koko will be Twilight Link and the name is "Wolf Link"
Revali: Ruto will be Urbosa and the name is "Lightning"
Mipha: Lastly, Cottla will be Reese and the name is "LlamaLol"
~After Terrako Does His Stuff~
Link: HA! Terrako got SOOOO Fooled
Zelda: The look on Tulin's face was PRICELESS
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