Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)

The Good Old Dares

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abbietung11: Hello ma homies we have a WHOPPING amount of dare from Ravioli_Revali17 and I will share them all with you.

Link: Sit in a pile of cuccos and look at images of cuccos :D

Zelda: Eats every single guts of all the monsters :D

Mipha: Propose To Link :D

Daruk: Walk a dog :D

Revali: Climb on the top of a mountain and scream, "Link is better than me and I am a piece of trash!" :DDDDD

Urbosa: Kiss Kohga :D

Link: NOOOOOO

Revali: I don't want to

Urbosa: How do I kiss someone with a mask on

abbietung11: You gotta rip it off and kiss him

Urbosa: AHH

Mipha: ....But aren't Zelda and Link happy? Or..

Link: Uhm....

Daruk: NOOOO NOT THOSE DOGGOS AGAIN

Zelda: EWW Only Link does that

Link: No I don't! Everything chill-

Revali: ...So I have to climb a mountain jump to scream my nightmare?

abbietung11: Yas

Daruk: Well let's begin then. I opened a booth for walking dogs- AHHHH A LADY IS HERE WHO WANTS ME TO WALK THEIR DOG

abbietung11: GO ON, I gotta be going but enjoy your dares!

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Daruk: I uh...it's 15 dollars each hour-

Random Lady Who Wants Their Dog Walked: Goron, 30 minutes please. AND HURRY or you're only getting 2 rupees from meeeeeeeee

Daruk: Ok 10 dollars-

Random Lady Who Wants Their Dog Walked: Ok here NOW GO

Daruk: Sure...

Random Lady: *walks away spraying herself with asinine perfume*

Urbosa: That girl's a karen

Zelda: agreed

Link: Yeah

Link: AHH THESE CUCCOS ARE-

Revali: Ahh this mountain is so blizzardy

Urbosa: I gotta get into this outfit again...just to kiss Kohga. EWW

Daruk: AHH it's barking at me UGH OMG IT BIT ME

Link: I think it licked you- OMG THESE PICTURES OF CUCCOS ARE NOT HELPING MY SITUATION

Mipha: Link...will you-marry-

Zelda: EWWW THESE GUTS ARE GROSS! The lynel one looks like a failed child who failed to come out of their mom's failed belly

Mipha: L-link will y-you marry m-me?

Link: Uh....sure?

Urbosa: I'm in the hideout, now making my way- EW this random Yiga just took off her mask in front of me and wants to kiss me-  I threw him down the yiga hole

Link: AHH THEY'RE COMING FOR ME AND-

Mipha: So uh Link uh when's the wedding hm?

Link: uh sweetheart- MIpha, probably later hm? what's this- AHH IT'S THEIR EGG SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEEE

Revali: I'm at the top of the mountain...

Mipha: UH link can you..k-kiss me?

Link: uh yeah- honey

Mipha: *kisses Link full on the lips*

Link: *kisses mipha full on the lips*

Zelda: Oh...

Daruk: OOOOHHHHH THEY DID IT

Urbosa: CONGRATS, MIPHA

Revali: Ok now for the shouting part...

Zelda: Well uh this is just  a dare! .? Not a real proposal

Mipha: *sigh* You're right.

Link: Ok

Link's mind: I'm happy to not be kissing Mipha I want to kiss Zelda instead

Zelda's mind: YES I stopped the kids from coming in

Zelda: Here's an image of me with the guts:

Urbosa: Why are you smiling

Zelda: To pose for the photo. I've eaten the bokos, moblins, lizalfos, octo balloons, and currently eating the lynel ones. it tastes salty.

Everyone but Revali: *looks at revali*

Revali: OK NOW I HAVE TO SHOUT:

Link: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Revali: *gulp* LINK IS BETTER THAN ME AND I AM A PIECE OF TRASH!!!!!!!!!!

Urbosa: Oh dear

Daruk: I'm done! I ran away and left the dog on the street for the lady to pick up

Zelda: You mean the asinine hylian

Daruk: Something like that

Link: AHH HOW MUCH LONGER

Zelda: When everyone's done with their dares.

Revali: Oh dear. Most of the people in hyrule heard my message and-

Urbosa: THEY'RE FINDING IMAGES OF REVALI AND BURNING THEM

Urbosa: Ok, I see Kohga. *gulp* RIP IT OFF

Kohga: AHH WHAT THE HELL

Urbosa: *kiss*

Kohga: *kiss*

Link and Zelda: AHHHH

Zelda: I'm done

Urbosa: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

Urbosa: Ok I'm done never tell ANYoNE I did that or I will send a molduga to calm your travels

Link: Yeah

Daruk: I'm done

Revali: I'm dead

Link: NOW I'm done

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Mipha: um..I'm still here and I'm done

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hi guys dares and ideas are always welcomed so cia!