Dedicated to peep36!! dare for revali to burn down the royal gardens! to peep, I'm sorry because this dare is like 2 weeks late! I've been so busy and Wattpad wasn't working so i literally forgot about this comment, it wasn't only till later I was like, 'I vaguely remember a dare', only to come back and check! thanks for bearing w/ me! <3
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Revali: @everyone I HAVE A QUESTION
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Mipha: what is it
Revali: hmmmm you're the smartest one there so....
Revali: What's the difference between a weed and a flower
Urbosa: I knew you were dumb, but...
Revali: HEY!
Mipha: IT's really obvious, what's not obvious is weeds and NOT YET GROWN flowers, like herbs, sprouts and such
Mipha: But the fastest way I've learned to decipher is the location of the plant. Weeds grow in bad soils where your flowering plants would not grow well. Weeds also grow faster than flowering plants, so if it is several inches tall and in a spot where nothing else has emerged from the soil, it is probably a weed.But Zelda knows more on-
Revali: Knows more? NOt sure if I want to stick around for that
Urbosa: yeah no, you're a living dictionary
Mipha: why thank you ^^
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(Revali has deleted chat history)
(A/N: For those of u who don't know what ctrl shift qq is, it shuts off your laptop/computer 😂)
Zelda: Hey why!
Revali: BEcause we don't want to hear u rant on flowers and weeds for the next two hours
Zelda: NOW IM INTRUGUED!
Revali: Press Ctrl + Shift + Q + Q to return history
Zelda: Ctrl shift q q
(Zelda has disconnected from the chat)
Urbosa: Oof that's gonna hurt
Mipha: All i can say is good luck rev
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Link: There's stomping from upstairs
Revali: Oh shi-
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Zelda: I see what path you've chosen
Revali: uhhhh yeah the one of the warrior
Zelda: Don't play innocent.
Revali: 😰
Mipha, Urbosa, and Link: *silence*
Zelda: When the future queen is talking, you listen.
Revali: y-yes
Zelda: Ctrl shift q q huh
Zelda: The oldest trick in the book.
Revali: But why'd you fall for it
Zelda: Well........
Revali: 😏🕶🤏
Mipha: WHy the smirk!??!
Revali: i have to admit, the 'don't play innocent' was pretty scary but nothing compared to link 🤷 💅
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Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
