(Everyone but Revali joined the chat)
Urbosa: Hm. Seems birb isn't here, today.
Daruk: Link go go go he wants raw bird thighs
Link: here here here
Linkle: ZELDA BACKUP How do you use this oven
Zelda: Stick it in the cooking pot
Daruk: WE RAN OUT OF GORON SPICE
Link: here's some to go on the shelves
Daruk: Here's your change
Linkle: Zelda the cooking pot fire is blue-
Zelda: WASH IT WITH WATER AND THEN GO GET SOME FROM THE OVEN
(The oven is a table, and 3 fires underneath to heat up table, then there's rocks on the table to form a circle dome, then you place your food inside the dome of rocks, heating up the food with the 3 fires underneath)
Zelda: JUST TAKE THE FIRE FROM THE OVEN
Linkle: IT WENT OUT
Link: HERE'S SOME MORE LAZA LAVA FOR THAT GORON
Daruk: Sir, here's your food- WOAH IT'S NOT poisONED
Urbosa: You-
Link: LinKLE HAND ME THE SOUP LADLE
Linkle: I nEED A POT LID
Zelda: SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF THE PhONE RINGING
Daruk: WHERE'S THE MONSTER CAKE
Link: HERE GET THE OVEN THE ROCKS ARE GONNA BURST
Zelda: TAKE THIS HEARTY RADISH AND PASS THE TRUFFLES
Link: lINKlE TOOK THE TrUFFLES AND DUMPED IT IN tHe MEAL AlReAdY
Linkle: WHAT I JUST DUMPeD THEM IN-
Daruk: WE NEED DOORDASh dELIVERY, PRONTO!!
Link: THE PHONE FELL IN THE OVEN
Zelda: GET IT
Linkle: OK hi WHAT NO yoU CAN'T HAVE 90 meats
LINK; GIVE NEBB 3 RAW MEATS
LINKLE: WE NeEd To FIX THE OVEN!! GIVE IT MORE rOCKS AND FLAME UP THE FIRES
Urbosa: Hey is everything alright?
Mipha: Doesn't seem like it. U know, we'll help. Just for one day. Or maybe other days when you are busy but, yeah.
Urbosa: Get a 2 day elixir for Flame Guard
Mipha: k
Urbosa: Hi Daruk! Help?
Daruk: IN THE KITCHEN
Urbosa: ok- IT'S MADNESS IN HERE
Mipha: Daruk, I'll help in the front.
Daruk: Thanks
Link: Ok. Urbosa, grab durians, Linkle, take the apples, Zelda, heat up the fires under the oven and cooking pot, and I'll get the bananas.
Zelda: Ok. Linkle, toss the apples in the cooking pot, Link, get a plate and then put the durians on top, then shove it in the oven, in the dome of rocks.
Link: Okay
Linkle: grab some goron spice, and crack chuchu jelly for water, then grab a soup ladle and stir the apples, goron spice, and water in the cooking pot.
Meanwhile, for Daruk and Mipha...
Mipha: Daruk, you take the orders from Link and his group, and I'll take care of the rupees and pass out the food. We have outdoor dining, and indoor dining, or to-go on the phone.
Daruk: LINK WE NEED A MEAT SKEWER AND A STEAMEd MEAT
Link: OKAY
Link: Urbosa, get raw gourmet meats, and a leaf hand plucked from the Faron Jungles
Urbosa: here
Link: Linkle, more raw gourmet meat
Linkle: Ok
Zelda: Lay the leaf down in the center of the dome of rocks, in the oven.
Urbosa: Laid!
Linkle: Then place the meat on the steamed leaf, so the meat will get steamed, along with the leaf, as a plate.
Link: HERE YOU GO DARUK THE STEAMED MEAT
Daruk: Thanks. WE ARE NO LONGER TAKING TO-GO ORDERS BECAUSE JUST NO
Zelda: here's the meat skewer!
Mipha: Okay, 5, 10, 15, 20...yes. Here's your change, and here's your steamed meat. and fruitcake. Thanks a billion, Zelda and Link and Linkle and Urbosa back there!
Link: :D
Zelda: Wow! We're closing in one hour! We've never got so many customers!
Link: Yup Agreed
Daruk: Guys! We need Simmered Fruit and Hearty Salmon Meuniere!
Link: ooh tough one...sure tho!
Zelda: Link, get apples, bananas, durians, and a soup ladle.
Link: ok here
Linkle: great. Toss the fruits and surins in the cooking pot, then stir it with the soup ladle.
Urbosa: ok
Link: Done!
Daruk: Thanks for the Simmered fruit! Hearty Salmon thingy is last one for today
Link: get Tabantha Wheat, goat butter, and hearty salmon. (real recipe in BoTW)
Urbosa: Ok, then put the fick in the oven, slice the goat butter, drop it in the cooking pot.
Zelda: Then get the wheat, shred it into little pieces, and sprinkle it on the fish, when it's done
Link: THE FISH IS DONE. Ok, let me place it in the cooking pot....
Urbosa: nice! Now let's get a plate, then put the fish on top, then spread out the slices of goat butter beside it, and sprinkle on the tabantha wheat.
Zelda Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle....
Daruk: DONE?!
Urbosa: here!
Mipha: Looks wonderful! The guests are now having their food to-go, NOT THE PHONE, taking it home with them. Wonderful grand opening guys!
Daruk: Thanks so much, everyone! Except for Revali.
Link: Wahoo!
Zelda: Yay!
Urbosa: i think that last dish, was our best one yet.
Mipha: Agreed. Woohoo!
Daruk: 100 cheers for the Champions and Linkle!
Linkle: i feel so lucky to work here with all you friendly people! Thanks so much!
Link: No, thank YOU!
Daruk: Well, let's go eat something! Cmon!
Link: Sure!
(Everyone has left the chat)
(Revali has joined the chat)
Revali: Hey guys! I was busy! Can I-
*Revali reads a bit*
Revali: Oh well. Congrats anyways! Imma head out to Flight Range bye nobody!
(Revali has left the chat)
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