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Zelda: Okay guys. before Link wakes up, we need to discuss something
Urbosa: It's regarding Link's bed arrest, right?
Zelda: yes
Daruk: actually yeah, it won't be easy getting him to stay on that bed
Mipha: What could we do...we could bribe him maybe? I know he is very protective of the things he is fond of
Zelda: No remember we threatened him one time and he was all like "I don't wanna lose you" and it turned into a sapfest?
Mipha: ...
Mipha: Oh yeah, let's never do that again. I don't think I've ever seen him cry so hard
Daruk: We could tie him to the bed?
Revali: No, we would be hurting his ligaments and fractures that way
Zelda: Rev? Out of all people, you?
Revali: shoot
Revali: Um, i don't really care
Mipha: Okay no one's gonna believe that now
Urbosa: We could give him a reward after?
Zelda: Urbosa, he's not a dog. And he's way too smart for that anyways.
Urbosa: Yeah, he's not a dog, but he can be your pet 😏
Zelda: U-urbosa!!
Mipha: H-hurry guys we need to discuss!
cue intense thinking
Daruk: i got it!
Urbosa: I find a hard time believing that
Revali: same
Daruk: nonono you don't understand! it's actually smart this time!
Revali: Okay, glad to know that at least you agree to being stupid
Daruk: Shut up Rev, anyways, I was thinking we have people distract him and some of the people keep lookout in case he leaves.
Zelda: That's actually not bad. But don't u all have duties to attend to ?
Mipha: That is true
Daruk: I'll clear up all my next 20 barbecues just to do this!
Mipha: I will compromise with Sidon to see what we can do.
Zelda: I dunno, I have way too many duties to attend to. Y'know, princess problems
Revali: I have nothing to do anyways. Also annoying brat Tulin keeps on wanting me to pay him to use the training ground, which isn't even HIS!!! I'm becoming broke just by training! I want to shoot him down the cliff so bad but I know Teba will kill me if I kill his love creation.
Urbosa: Too detailed man, too detailed. Besides, being a chieftain is hard, and Riju can't do all the tasks yet. I'll try and bribe Buliara with a Noble Pursuit, and then hopefully I can stop by to commence Operation Restrain Link.
Zelda: Should we take the Master Sword away? Last time we did he fell into depression
Mipha: I feel like we shouldn't, but if we don't...yeah...it's gonna be bloody.
Zelda: Let's just see. I heard in a myth that if Link is away from the Master Sword for a meter or away from it for more than 10 minutes he will start to go god-mode.
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