synonyms and antonyms

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(Link has joined the chat)

Link: It's almost like we have a new thing to talk about everyday

(Urbosa has joined the chat)

Link: Wow we've never had this before

Urbosa: ?

Link: I'm bored.

Urbosa: Same.

Link: Well what are you doing right now

Urbosa: Bathing my legs in those waterfall thingies around Gerudo Town. It's 106 degrees here and its pretty hot

Link: cool. for us it's 71 but honestly it feels like death mountain like that one time we visited daruk's lava contest thing that ended up a disaster.

(Revali has joined the chat)

Urbosa: I don't know if I should be annoyed or glad

Link: #WeNeedEntertainment

Revali: Well there you have it folks I have another classic

Link and Urbosa: *sigh* *facepalm*

(Zelda has joined the chat)

(Mipha has joined the chat) 

(Daruk has joined the chat)

Revali: Exactly what I needed! Now we shall begin

Zelda: Link, did you get the file I attached? The ones of the SIlent Princess garden I planted on my balcony?

Link: *freaking out* Y-yes I did they were a-amazing

Mipha: Interesting. I'm pretty sure they would look wonderful.

Revali: Yes. They were a beauty let's just say. The petals were rich with color and stuff

Zelda: But...they haven't sprouted yet?

Revali: I- uh

Urbosa: I think what Revali's TRYING TO SAY is that they're beautiful, little bird.

Zelda: Thank you, Urbosa.

(Private Chatting With Urbosa)

Link: Urbosa! How did you act so calm when Revali here literally BUTCHERED it

Urbosa: I have my ways. Now we better be going back so Zelda doesn't get sus

Link: What does that even mean? 

Urbosa: Don't know don't care

(Urbosa has closed the window)

Revali: Getting off the topic-

Zelda: Revali, did you even see the garden?

Revali: N-no

Zelda: And Why

Revali: Cause I was playin' Fortnite

Zelda: Hm. I have the Triforce of Wisdom and something tells me you're lying

Revali: Well I have no Triforce and something tells me you're wrong

Zelda: *glare*

Revali: *glare*

Link: Okay really moving on. Revali what were you going to say

Revali: Oh. I'll use you as an example

Link: Wait-

(Revali has changed Link's name to Chain)

Chain: oh

Literally Everybody: Oh

Chain: Well in that case-wait. your names dont really have meanings though

Zelda: Hey I searched it up on Sheikah and heres what it said:

Zelda: Hey I searched it up on Sheikah and heres what it said:

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Mipha: wait why am i a fictional character

Link: Ya no. We're not getting into that cause last time we did it my brains hurt so no

Mipha: Whatever you say, Link

(Revali has changed Mipha's name to Graceful With Water)

Graceful With Water: This is so fun isn't it

Revali: Yeah

Link: Revali, you're next.

Urbosa: What does Revali even mean?

(Zelda has changed Revali's name to Asinine)

Asinine: WH-but-

Graceful With Water: Kinda fitting not gonna lie

Zelda: mm hmm

Daruk: Well according to Sheikah, revali means air, light and smart but thats kinda not true

Revali: get wrecked lonk

Link: *frowns*

Everybody but Revali: *frowns*

Graceful With Water: ACtually my father just said that i have to go

Zelda: hm. same how mine did too

Daruk: Well I gotta go do some runs ya know

Link: Hm. my father said so too

Link: wait a minute

Zelda: no he didnt

Link: wait hes dead yeh

(Graceful With Water has left the chat)

(Asinine has left the chat)

(Daruk has left the chat)

(Zelda has left the chat)

Urbosa: Link can I give you some inside advice 

Link: uhh yeah

Urbosa: So. Think before you SAY.

Link: Hm. I should do that more often.

Link: Say what again?

Urbosa: *sigh* Well I'm gonna head off now, so bye.

Link: Bye

(Urbosa has left the chat)

(Link has left the chat)

 HIIIIIIIIIIII! It's definitely great to be updating again. Hello!

Dares and ideas are always appreciated, and cia!

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