(Link has joined the chat)
Link: It's almost like we have a new thing to talk about everyday
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
Link: Wow we've never had this before
Urbosa: ?
Link: I'm bored.
Urbosa: Same.
Link: Well what are you doing right now
Urbosa: Bathing my legs in those waterfall thingies around Gerudo Town. It's 106 degrees here and its pretty hot
Link: cool. for us it's 71 but honestly it feels like death mountain like that one time we visited daruk's lava contest thing that ended up a disaster.
(Revali has joined the chat)
Urbosa: I don't know if I should be annoyed or glad
Link: #WeNeedEntertainment
Revali: Well there you have it folks I have another classic
Link and Urbosa: *sigh* *facepalm*
(Zelda has joined the chat)
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(Daruk has joined the chat)
Revali: Exactly what I needed! Now we shall begin
Zelda: Link, did you get the file I attached? The ones of the SIlent Princess garden I planted on my balcony?
Link: *freaking out* Y-yes I did they were a-amazing
Mipha: Interesting. I'm pretty sure they would look wonderful.
Revali: Yes. They were a beauty let's just say. The petals were rich with color and stuff
Zelda: But...they haven't sprouted yet?
Revali: I- uh
Urbosa: I think what Revali's TRYING TO SAY is that they're beautiful, little bird.
Zelda: Thank you, Urbosa.
(Private Chatting With Urbosa)
Link: Urbosa! How did you act so calm when Revali here literally BUTCHERED it
Urbosa: I have my ways. Now we better be going back so Zelda doesn't get sus
Link: What does that even mean?
Urbosa: Don't know don't care
(Urbosa has closed the window)
Revali: Getting off the topic-
Zelda: Revali, did you even see the garden?
Revali: N-no
Zelda: And Why
Revali: Cause I was playin' Fortnite
Zelda: Hm. I have the Triforce of Wisdom and something tells me you're lying
Revali: Well I have no Triforce and something tells me you're wrong
Zelda: *glare*
Revali: *glare*
Link: Okay really moving on. Revali what were you going to say
Revali: Oh. I'll use you as an example
Link: Wait-
(Revali has changed Link's name to Chain)
Chain: oh
Literally Everybody: Oh
Chain: Well in that case-wait. your names dont really have meanings though
Zelda: Hey I searched it up on Sheikah and heres what it said:
Mipha: wait why am i a fictional character
Link: Ya no. We're not getting into that cause last time we did it my brains hurt so no
Mipha: Whatever you say, Link
(Revali has changed Mipha's name to Graceful With Water)
Graceful With Water: This is so fun isn't it
Revali: Yeah
Link: Revali, you're next.
Urbosa: What does Revali even mean?
(Zelda has changed Revali's name to Asinine)
Asinine: WH-but-
Graceful With Water: Kinda fitting not gonna lie
Zelda: mm hmm
Daruk: Well according to Sheikah, revali means air, light and smart but thats kinda not true
Revali: get wrecked lonk
Link: *frowns*
Everybody but Revali: *frowns*
Graceful With Water: ACtually my father just said that i have to go
Zelda: hm. same how mine did too
Daruk: Well I gotta go do some runs ya know
Link: Hm. my father said so too
Link: wait a minute
Zelda: no he didnt
Link: wait hes dead yeh
(Graceful With Water has left the chat)
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Urbosa: Link can I give you some inside advice
Link: uhh yeah
Urbosa: So. Think before you SAY.
Link: Hm. I should do that more often.
Link: Say what again?
Urbosa: *sigh* Well I'm gonna head off now, so bye.
Link: Bye
(Urbosa has left the chat)
(Link has left the chat)
HIIIIIIIIIIII! It's definitely great to be updating again. Hello!
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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