(Everyone has joined the chat)
Link: The heatstroke isn't going away...I'm pretty sure Fi's dead
Fi: What did you say, Master?
Link: Nevermind, Fi
Fi: All right then, Master.
Revali: Alright now there's no more snow left in hyrule and 9 Ritos died already. I'm pretty sure I'm next-
Mipha: Don't say that our domain is almost dry now we are almost dead as well
Zelda: It's like 20000000 degrees out here
Daruk: Nothing here
Urbosa: It's okay here, we stocked up on some Hydromelons. The Yiga can't afford to attack in their sweaty bodysuits in this weather.
Fi: I have an idea.
Zelda: What is it
Fi: According to my scans, there is an area in Hyrule that is named the Water Plains, known for swimming.
Daruk: Cool. Let's go-
Fi: Daruk, you must wait for me to finish. But thanks to the extreme weathers recently, the pool has dried up and rubble has covered the area.
Urbosa: So much for that-
Link: Fi, why did you tell us this information in the first place then?
Zelda: Exactly, why?
Mipha: Because its useless
Fi: Master, because I can sense that you have tools. If you work on the area for a bit the water might get restored. There is an 80 percent chance of you Champions succeeding. Do you want to give it a try? I can navigate you to the spot if you would like.
Link: Uh, we could.
Fi: All right. First, turn left at the end of Hyrule Ruins Road.
Revali: You really mean it-
*Time skip*
Link: Okay this place looks worse than Hyrule Castle before construction.
Urbosa: OKay I have a farming hoe, I'm getting to work.
Link: I have a Pitchfork
Zelda: I'll set up the food in the nearby picnic area
Daruk: I'll cut down roots and nearby trees with my Double Axe.
Mipha: I'll moist up the dirt with my water.
Revali: I'll bomb up land that can be used as a swimming area. If I scream that means you have to run.
Daruk: Wow these trees are soft
Link: wtf dude
Zelda: hmm hmm hmm hmmmm
Mipha: ohmygosh this is hot
Revali: alright we got a lot of land.
Link: Urbosa dig faster look how fast I'm digging
Urbosa: It's because you're the Hero and all that
Link: no
Urbosa: whatever
*A Little While Later*
Revali: alright this pool is giant.
Fi: According To my Never Wrong Estimations, This Swimming Pit Is As Big As 100 buses together. And by buses I mean those giant Faron Elementary ones-
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