(Everyone has joined the chat)
Link: Today is a boring day.
Mipha: It is. Even Sidon isn't his usual, chirpy self.
Urbosa: not for me!
Urbosa: shoo, shoo, will you? Mommy's trying to-
(Urbosa was disconnected)
Zelda: r.i.p urbosa whatever happened to her
Daruk: She did tell me that she found a lost child and decided to take care of it while she finds it's mother.
Revali: and why would she tell YOU out of all people; first?
Daruk: *shrugs* the chieftain has her ways
Revali: and thats the end of her. parenting has its ways
Link: *smirks* and how would you know
Revali: I-actually-just-well, happen to know a lot since Rito Village has a lot of hatchlings and wives naturally come to me to rant about their situations...they write their stress on a piece of paper and watch as I, the Great Revali burn it by shooting 6 papers at a time with bomb arrows.
Everyone: And?
Revali: this is where u clap
Everyone: hooray. woohoo. so very exciting. wow. bravo, revali.
Revali: *scoffs and sits down*
Link: u were standing
Revali: *swats him away*
Zelda: Is anyone not gonna-
(Dark Link has joined the chat)
Zelda: bring up a topic...wait....who is Dar-
Link: HYAHHH
Dark Link: HYAHHHH
Link: *proceeds to kill Dark Link)
Dark Link: *mirrors Link*
Link: YOU SON OF A-
Mipha 45697345 miles away from Link: no cursing on my watch
Revali: shut up and stop being a lifeguard
Mipha: ...there is a difference, Revali.
Revali: Like?
Mipha: Like...
Mipha: Like...
Revali: see?
Mipha: b-be quiet
Dark Link: HYAHH
Link: HYAHHHHHHHHH
Zelda: Stop fighting with your counterpart! He didn't even say anything yet!
Link: *stops fighting* WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!
Everyone: *gasp* he DID IT!
Dark Link: *gasps*
Link: AHA! *stabs him in the nuts*
Dark: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!
Link: *wait but he mirror my movements oh shi-
Dark: *stabs Link in the nuts*
Link: OOOOOOOOOOHHH! Is there an armor where there's nut PROTECTION?!?!? CAUSE HELLA ALL SOLDIERS NEED IT
Dark: Y'know, for once i agree with you.
Daruk: I shall sell nut-protection armor in my shop!
Revali: You do realize you own a produce shop, not an armor shop...
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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