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NO SMUT CONTENT JUST TELLING YOU :D
(Zelda joined ZELINK!)
(Link joined ZELINK!)
(Urbosa joined ZELINK!)
Zelda: URBOSA! WHY ARE YOU ON! Oops sorry not trying to be mean.
Urbosa: Wait....*looks at Hyrule calendar*
Link: Wait why can't she be on-- AHH UBOSA YOU KNOW THE RULES!
Urbosa: Wait....*flips through calendar rapidly* AHH IT'S NATIONAL ZELINK DAY BYE GUYS
(Urbosa has left the chat)
(JUST TELLING YOU haikyuluver GAVE ME THIS IDEA SO THANKS TO HER/HIM)
Link: So, *smirks* what shall we do?
Zelda: Maybe....going to the swamp temple, in their boats?
Link: Hm-sure.
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(Urbosa has joined Champion Roasts)
(Daruk has joined Champion Roasts)
(Revali has joined Champion Roasts)
Urbosa: Mipha won't bother.
Daruk: Yeah, she said she was busy Zora-sitting 6 baby Zoras, including Sidon who can start up a GIANT RIOT.
Revali: Well, today's her least favorite day.
Urbosa: But, she still doesn't hate Zelda or Link. Well, of course not Link.
(Mipha has joined Champion Roasts)
Everyone: Uh- Hi Mipha!
Mipha: Hi
Urbosa: So, uh while Zelda and Link are doing whatever they're doing, what do you want to do?
Mipha: I don't know. I thought you guys had a plan.
Revali: Let's spy on them!
Mipha: I don't think we should-
Daruk: YEAH SEE WHAT THOSE 2 ARE UP TO!
Mipha: GUYS-
Urbosa: Oh, crap. Mipha doesn't type in CAPS, only when she's-
Daruk: Angry.
Mipha: GUYS! YOU 2, DARUK AND REVALI, DO YOU KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF NATIONAL ZELINK DAY??!! UNFORTUNATELY, NO! LET ZELDA AND LINK HAVE THEIR PRIVACY! THERE'S A REASON WHY THIS DAY WAS CREATED! NOT FOR CHAMPIONS TO SPY ON THEM!
Urbosa: Oh great.
Daruk: Oh why
Revali: Oh god
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Link: I'll paddle with the boat oars!
Zelda: Oh, this is so relaxing. The dancing swans, floating lily pads, fast paced frogs, the beaming golden sun, the fluffy white clouds, the cooling water ripples, and Link.
Link: Oh yes.
Link's mind: THIS IS SO AWKWARD AND THIS BOAT OAR IS HARD TO PUSH AND I FEEL LIKE THERE'S LIZALFOS UNDERNEATH THE WATER AND THE SUN IS dIRECTLY BEAMING IN MY EYES!
Zelda's mind: Link looks like he's hating this. This is so weird. Our 128th National Zelink Day
(Funny how I don't mention this in any one of my chapters this day comes once in 10 years so um yeah)
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Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
