Up there ^ nothing better than seeing my hammies ^ and seeing a new juicy chapter ^
(Everyone joined the chat)
Link: Daruk, we ran out of milk. Now, normally I would just have it shipped but something happened to Grocery Tingle Tree so I need you to go.
Daruk: But there's an old legend with the milk.
Daruk: Whoever buys the milk
Never comes back
Revali: Its not true, just go! Or else we will starve. Starving the princess is a crime
Daruk: Hylia's sake fine i'll go
(Daruk left the chat)
Mipha: IT"S TRUE ISN"T IT
Urbosa yyesz iit is
Zelda: Woah Urbobo everything ok?
Urbosa: Mabe but it wouldn't matter what I said, you would be concerned anyways and send like 700 troops over a lizard. So yes, I'm fine-
(Urbosa was disconnected)
Link: Stupid Bokoblins don't text while fighting people
Revali: Where exactly are you
Link: Gerudo Canyon Stable
Mipha: Where even is that?
Link: HIDDEN. AMONG THE SHADOWS. DIRECTLY LEFT OF GERUDO CANYON.
Zelda: It is hidden! And I still remember the STUPID STUPID rushroom guy!!!
Link: Got rishes offa him, I think 80 diamonds?
Revali: Oh shut up the climbing was treacherous.
Mipha: The enemies was terrifying
Zelda: The rain was absolutely horrible
Urbosa: And the plucking was enough to build a sandcastle the height of Hyrule Castle.
Link: Urbosa where did you- I guess it was bad.
Revali: BAD? I STILL HAVE YOUR NIGHTMARES!
Link: Daruk's been gone for a while now
Mipha: Link does your 'long time' mean 7 minutes and 16 seconds
Link: You count?!
Mipha: Who doesn't?
Link: We should chat about something.
Zelda: Stories! What was your favorite thing in ur divine beast
Revali: The heaters good Hylia it was freezing
Mipha: Idk, probably the control stick that was in the shape of Ruta and was squeaky. thank you sheikahs for building that
Urbosa: shower probably. it was aesthetic too
Revali: Seriously?
Urbosa: What? Not everyone's hygiene is as bad as yours
Revali: EXCUSE ME?
Mipha: Now, now, before this gets out of-
Urbosa: Who washes all those feathers? It glimmers in the wind like OIL!
Revali: I don't have 1000 gallons of hair and a magnetic chest plate! Like doesn't it get attracted to metal boxes? You're a literal Urbosa magnet!
Urbosa:You have braids and you have a CLOTH chest plate so thats even worse!
Mipha: STOP!
Link: *whispers* when the text is centered-
Urbosa: WHERE'S DARUKKKKK
Zelda: getting the mIlK
Mipha: Yeah he's not coming back
Link: Daruk's fav part of his divine beat was probably his all brand new magma oven. I have seen it and its actually really good
Zelda: King rhoam shut up king rhoam nudge nudge king rhoam fat fat king rhoam bossy bossy king rhoam die die king rhoam bad king rhoam chunky
Zelda: Its a Hyrule thing
Link: When's Daruk gonna come back? I have a cobble crusher makeup set ready for him
Revali: WHAT THE-
Link: Sorry autocorrect a cobble crusher magma spear
Revali: still thats weird
Zelda: Hyrule is weird. admit!
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: *twigs everywhere, looks like he just beat Ganon, blood, cuts, bruises, splinters, burns, dried milk remains, and a half open, spilled bottle of milk with all sorts of stuff in it with this green thing and only 1/4 left* I'm home
Link: *stare*
Mipha: That is even worse than the rushrooms, come, let me heal you
Urbosa: I'm never getting the milk how does Grocery Tingle Tree do it
Daruk: Can i just put it in the fridge
Revali: Uh yeah and actually you can drink it all thank you for your hard work
Mipha: heal heal heal heal heal
Daruk: sleeps
Moral of the story: never get milk and praise tingle
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