(Yes, the whole chapter is a reference to Tears of the Kingdom, but it has nothing to do with it lol! Enjoy and THANKS FOR 32K PEEPS!! cia for now!)
(Link has joined the chat)
Link: Guys. Guys.
Link: Please.
Link: @everyone
Link: Anybody please, it's urgent
(Revali has joined the chat)
Revali: ayo whaddya want, boy?
Link: help.
Revali: Okay, we said that everyone ping was only for emergencies!
Link: This-this is an emergency!
Revali: alright speak speak, i don't got time for this
Link: revali please. the princess and i-we were-we were assigned to investigate the Temple of Time, a-and th-three lynels came charging at us and- ummmm SHE FELL INTO CRUMBLING DEBRIS OKAY!! So I leaped in after her and caught her, but she VANISHED! then i fell and...and...
Link: and...broke a hundred bones again...
(referencing totk but it's not the totk storyline! i promise! just needed to add a believable plot and boss)
Revali: damn. did you have a good dream at least?
Link: **** REVALI IT'S NOT A ****ING DREAM!!!
Revali: Okay dude you gotta calm down. how are you still alive?
Link: dunno, probably adrenaline but it'll wear off later
Revali: okay ummm mipha will never forgive me if i killed you, so ummm...
Revali: Try to stay hyper
Link: Okay??!
Revali: shuddup i'm trying also i don't even care about you, this is because i don't wanna face the wrath of mipha!
Link: sure. SUREE.
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: Hey little guy, I saw your ping, is everything alright?
Link: N-no.
Revali: LINK YOU GOTTA STAY HYPER! THIS IS NOT WORKING!
Daruk: Wtf?
Revali: I don't wanna type everything again, just scroll up AND HURRY
Daruk: uh, okay, why is this so pressureful!
Daruk: dang...little guy...dw, we'll find the princess
Link: I hope...
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
Mipha: Link?
Urbosa: Speak up, voe
Daruk: Just scroll up
Revali: scroll up
Mipha:
Urbosa:
Link: Guys don't just stand there!
Mipha: Okay okay sorry Link, I hope you're alright...it's the Great Plateau, correct?
Link: yeah.
Mipha: I'm on my way.
Revali: 🫶
Mipha: Revali shut up. Unless you want your brains fried out and cooked on a rotisserie stick, i would suggest you glue your beak shut. Or you can just cry about it like a little Rito.
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Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
