(Everyone has joined the chat)
Urbosa: Care to explain, Rev? What you were doing in the other chat?
Revali: ...Ganon liked it.
Link: LOL! So Ganon? what r ya doing right now? ...Killing cuccos? er, well, watch out for them...
Mipha: Link, who are you talking to?
Revali: afraid its a girl, huh? I know. Link is a magnet for chicks like Ilia-
Link: wait a second, ganon, i'll be back *covers speaker * REVALI SHUT UP. I am talking to ganon. *uncovers speakers* Well I gotta go, so I'll be back! ... Oh really??!! U too! Baiiii!
Link: what are we
Zelda: CAN WE PLAY FAMIWYYY!!!!?!?!?!
Link: uh
Link: i guess so??!!
Zelda: Cool! Can I be the mommy?
Link: well then who's the daddy
Mipha: ...Link...let's talk this out. I'll be the mommy
Zelda: No, I said it first
Mipha: But he likes me...
Zelda: And me too!
Link: WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME DOWN TO THIS.
(Link has changed Urbosa's name to Aunty Urbosa)
(Link has changed Revali's name to Weird Uncle)
(Link has changed Daruk's name to Daddy Daruk)
(Link has changed name to Brother Link)
(Link has changed Zelda's name to Sister Zelda)
(Link has changed Mipha's name to Mommy Mipha)
Daddy Daruk: ...
Mommy Mipha: ...Link, is this what you came up with?
Brother Link: *shrugs* it's just a game. can u relax.
Sister Zelda: Yay! Link's my brother!!!
Mommy Mipha: ....
Weird Uncle: Let me get this clear. Me and Urbosa are not married, or siblings.
Sister Zelda: XDDDD REV AND URBOSA SITTING IN A TREE
Brother Link: LOLOLOL K I S S I N G
Weird Uncle: SHUDDUP
(Weird Uncle was disconnected)
Aunty Urbosa: I can live without him
Brother Link: okay, we'll start by going to the park. action pls
Mommy Mipha: Sweeties, we are going to the park today!
Brother Link: Hooray!! Yay, mommy! Can I bring my toy sword!
Mommy Mipha: of course. how bout u, Zelly?
Sister Zelda: (you have no permission to call me that) Uh, yeah mommy! Coming!!!
Mommy Mipha: Okay, go get daddy and tell him we're going. I'll be in the car, waiting.
Daddy Daruk: u huh uh huh HIII LET'S GO GORO
Sister Zelda: *gets in the car*
Aunty Urbosa: *calling Mommy Mipha on the phone) Hii! Can I come along? I'll bring some food~
Mommy Mipha: Sure, sis
Brother Link: mommy I;m T H I R S T Y
Mommy Mipha: But you didn't bring your water bottle...only your glue bottle
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
