Now, the idea is Hyrule gets flooded, we thank ash_not_amused for this marvelous idea!
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(Hylia has joined the chat)
Revali: Urbosa. Revenge time
Urbosa: it was an accident
Revali: nah, u sabotaged me good
Urbosa: no
Revali: yes
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Urbosa: wow. I wonder-
Revali: hellohellohellohellohellohello
Link: it's working
Hylia: Revali, what do you want me to do. But you have to give me something in return
Revali: flood Hyrule. All of it
Urbosa: hey hey hey
Hylia: Your wish is my command. *water noises*
Nayru: The goddess of wisdom is here lol and I work with water so yeah I can flood this land lolololol
Zelda: WAIT
Mipha: Daruk can you swim
Daruk who can't swim: *standing on an island* no I can't Mipha
Revali: I can fly
Link: too bad you'll run out of energy
Revali: didn't think of that u asinine bitc-
Hylia: hey be positive, I gtg
Zelda: I hate u Hylia u have done every single bad thing to me. die and never be reborn
Hylia: ...
Impa: THE LEGACY IS TRUE, NAYRU RISES TO US ALL AND BETRAYS US. DEMISE'S CURSE WINS AND HYLIA'S FATE DIES DOWN!
Zelda: chill Impa it was Revali
Impa: nvm
Impa: but still! This is amazing!
Daruk: no it's not many loves ones are drowned and I know Blundo can't swim. Revali what do you have to say for ur self
Revali: nothing at all
Link: ugh we will die Revali
Revali: Revaliman12345 is my twitch account
Everyone but Revali: SHUT YOUR ASISINE BEAK UP WE DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID TWITCH
Revali: I found a guy live-streaming at 2:00 A.M and he was from rito village and I woke up and figured it was Kaneli and ate a was with him. U don't wanna know what happened after I caught them
Link: why'd teba never tell me this stuff
Revali: for the sake of your teen ages.
Mipha: anyways the Zoras are loving this but the domain sank
Zelda: REVALI. EVERYTHING WE HAVE WORKED SO HARD ON AFTER THE CALAMITY ALL SANK. YOU LYING LITTLE PIECE OF FUR CRAP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU SO GO DIE BEFORE SOMEONE KICKS YOU OUT
Link: ZELDA AND I HAVE WORKED OVER 4 YEARS OF REBUILDING HYRULE AND YOU WASTE IT ALL WITH A STUPID BLESSING. WHO THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE. GO ROT YOUR BEAK OUT IN THE BASEMENT AND GET KILLED BY GANON'S FORCES. NO ONE WILL PROTECT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BAD
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Impa: The Sheikah Legends say that one must awaken the heart of Hyrule to stop the wish that Hylia has obeyed.
Purah: snappity snap! My spare Sheikah Slates fizzed up, who the HELL DID THIS TO SYMIN AND ME
Link: sorry purah. It was Revali but I have extras
Purah who has calmed down after throwing dangerous electricity bolts at Revali: aww I knew I could count on you, Linky.
Revali: wtf that hurt bestie
Purah: don't feel it don't care it
Revali: the nerve of that girl-
Impa: what does awaken the heart of Hyrule mean? We must open the age of legend scrolls that the hero of the sky once written in. Amazing, I knew there would be a use for it.
Zelda and Link: what does it say?
Daruk: what
Urbosa: what
Mipha: what
Purah: WHAT
Impa: "the Heart of Hyrule is an awakening of the deepest darkest evils in Hyrule. One must commit to these actions before sealing Hylia's command away. It has immense power. As noted by Link, the hero of the Skies, The hero of the era must awaken the demonic beast of that era and time. It takes immense power to do so, and I have barely survived while doing it. Once this action is committed, the world will go on like nothing happened. Nothing at all."
Link: Revali. What in the name of Hylia have you caused
Zelda this is madness
Mipha: I agree. Calamity Ganon will be back. Ruta and I still haven't gone over the shock of the last time. Isn't that right, Ruta?
*mythical and cute elephant trumpets*
Link: hippity hoppity Ganon is now my property. Bye folks, I've got some work to do
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Zelda: stupid flood
Link about 2 seconds later: hippity hoppity Ganon is awakened.
Calamity Ganon: sends a wave of guardians
Champions Including Link and Zelda: this is worse than all our fan clubs combined.
Thank you ash_not_amused for this awesome idea!
Dares and ideas are always appreciated, cia!
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