"I mean, it's just asisine!"
Hey! I know you've heard me say this dozens and baker's dozens of times! Sorry for the lack of updates! I think it's very kind and supportive of how you are still coping with me through this. I know I used to upload and come online like 24 hours a day, but y'know what happens! We grew up! Life gets harder! So enjoy this chapter I juiced out, and thanks :)
(Everyone has joined the chat except Revali)
Link: Okay guys. Silence is the key to this.
Zelda: Just don't do anything
Mipha: dls;kfgj
Urbosa: OKay you can breathe
Mipha: what do we do? Revali will surely kill us all!
Daruk: Well, we kill him back! it's 5 v 1!
Zelda: Daruk! Surely not! and Nurse barbara limited flying to 10 hours a day
Link: but i dont get it, thats still a lot! i was injured and the nurses limited my training to 6 hours a day. so not fair, i need my full 15 hours!!!!! aghhhh!!!
Zelda: Link, we already talked through it with your tantrums
Daruk: 15-I-okay.
Mipha: GUYS I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE INTERNET! HE'S COMING GUYS BE QUIET! DONT REPLY UNLESS YOU THINK ITS MANDATORY AND TALK IN THE ANTI-REVALI CHT!
Link: 3
Zelda: 2..and-
(Anonymous has joined the chat)
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Anti Revali Chat:
Link: okay who tf is that
Zelda: Link it's been one second, just wait
Link: k fine
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(Anonymous has changed name to Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali)
Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali: Ahh, life at the garbage dumps sure was bad but this heroic entrance was just the right dose of medicine for me
Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali: And look! No one dares temper with my existence like before! They're probably begging for my forgiveness!
Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali: "Oh mighty Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali! Please forgive us! We will do anything you need! Please, we need your valiant skills to save Hyrule once more! The asisine Link can't even fly! Please save us in our dire need!"
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Anti Revali Chat:
Mipha: This is actually awful
Urbosa: Yeah, no joke
Zelda: Okay, I'm actually curious but whats he gonna do next
Link: *mad link noises* *smashing and crashing noises*
Daruk: ok little guy its ok calm down. we will roast revali later
Link: ok
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Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali: "Oh ladies and gentlemen and everyone of Hyrule! I, Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali, have come back from the dead and are here to assist all your problems and troubles! Please allow me to help you! help from anyone else would be simply worthless! I must be the one to save you! I am coming to help, since I am the Great Supreme King Warrior Champion Revali!!!"
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
