(sorry for my lack of pictures as i said before i lost all my files and im using what i have now)
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Zelda: Champions?
Everyone but Link: Yes
Zelda: We have a new sponsor! Their name is Lurelin Dystopia Merchants 3,000 FPS Gamers Fish and Co.
Link: Interesing. So what DO they make?
Urbosa: Fish?
Revali: Gaming Laptops?
Daruk: High Frames Per Second?
Mipha: Do they sell Lurelin...?
Zelda: Okay so they gave us 895673496739856739456873986734958739587945869374349394e567295867283487354364360947667347578585475828654873957932487524562834758234952304958230495830495823406723498672346327457823402572625974242396752348965342933333333543095732948572396875293276953986742956729586732596732948672359867258972458973985676732867235986725897329586735896239867298472957695058687348673483587547235873284576234871234567890000000000825682456843053408563048624958620934857149328572349671342986234956324627054296873495453453563453453346343453434535334095867349067349670434986734986586734958673945873409587340999866657349587349679873094458734958734958067259086734095814051405134581245812456134875619415 rupees.
Link: Millions? Quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple quadruple QUINTILIAN rupees?
Urbosa: Link as i have said before numbers do not work like that
Mipha: What do we do with the money?
Revali: AHA we spend it
Link: um-
Revali: *spends 464946546435643563456345634553456356465345356353454359843 rupees on all the nintendo games and all the apex battle passes and all the fortnite skins and all the krunker bundles and every single game on Steam and buys an entire platoon of land to build a village named Revali's Landing*
Zelda: I-er-um...I'm not sure that's how to use all the money
Daruk: *completely ignores Zelda* SEEMS FUN, REV! *buys 3498572435634634564634563455695234 worth of rock roast and magma coke and lava cookies and chains to work out with also a chunk of land just to use for mining and gets more food for his shop Goro Buffet And Market*
Zelda: well, it couldn't hurt to be spoiled with so much money...
Also Zelda a few moments later: *buys 4829895673467407258634096735684753 worth of $ for all the anime in the world and fifty unicorns and takes control of all the lands and all the dresses in the entire world and almost puts Rhoam Industries out of business and makes 43986534 Guardians everywhere and makes an entire new city called I Luv Link Land and buys Gucci clothing and Louis Vuitton purses everywhere*
Link: *bathes in rupees but they cut his abs and legs*
Daruk: WELL, LITTLE GUY! JOIN US!
Link: *buys 96759634586340956839458734549 worth of weapons and cooking materials until every single thing is maxed out and has everything in Hyrule and bombs up everything with 3409684534 bomb arrows and everything and buys all the latest fashion trends until his game crashes and 53046 gaming monitors and PCs and keyboards and his house becomes a RGB Gaming setup with secret rooms everywhere*
Mipha: Urm, I'm not so sure about this...
Urbosa: Me either. Let's not be part of this. I'm going to leave
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Link: *sitting in his house* I think I'm done
Revali: *just gave his account passsword for V-Bucks* NOOOO I JUST GOT HACKEDDSFSDFSDF KSDHFADSF
(Revali has been disconnected from the chat. His account was wiped and his address is now all over the internet. His Slate has exploded and he cannot come back to the chat unless invited. Thank you for your understanding.)
Zelda: *riding her pony and trampling over her Silent Princess balcony while ripping pages of her sketchbook and dropping them everywhere
Link: Wait guys, WHAT IF WE SMUGGLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Link: *drinks fifty packs of Noble Pursuits and beer and wine and almost kills Epona*
Zelda: *chugs and smashes glass with Tingle's Cucco Weed*
Daruk: harvests Twilight Boar Beer- The Heavy Version! and gets extreemely drunk and faints
(Daruk has disconnected)
Link: hahhasdasdha Zeeldasdasd elts go out todaASy And LeT;s go YeAgh CMone O EUT
Zelda: ASYe sLInk YoU AaRE THE wBeESTs NADND COME On Let" Go OIut rrtrosSy WEEEEEEeEEeeeE yEs!!
That One Broken Beer Bottle: *slits the wifi cable*
*Everyone has been disconnected*
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
