(Link has joined the chat)
(Zelda has joined the chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
Link: Can somebody help me?
Zelda: With?
Link: *points to all the smashed glass and party poppers and ripped images of random stuff on the ground*
Mipha: Oh the party? I'll tell the others to come online...
(Mipha has send notifications to Revali)
Sheika Slate: It is Revali's snooze time, you will have to wait to send him notifications or get him engaged in a call.
Mipha: It's literally a weekday and it's 11:30...
Link: Lazy bird
Zelda: Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise - Ben Franklin
(Was it Ben Franklin? I haven't done my social studies in a while. But i think it was)
Link: Try Daruk
(Mipha has sent a notifications to Daruk)
Daruk is online
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: Oh hi I popped on cause it said 3 members online
Daruk: Where's Urbosa>
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
Urbosa: HERE AT LAST
Link: So! Forget the mess! Anyone want to EXPLAIN?
Mipha: *raises hand*
LInk: YOU THERE IN THE NOTHING T SHIRT
Mipha: IS this COURT?
Link: nO
Link: It is simply the Hyrule Times
Mipha: The times of...war?
Link: nO
Mipha: STOP SAYING THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
ZElda: nO the last time you did that the slate exploded
Mipha: *thinks* ... OH YEAH!
Zelda: in order words,
NO!
Mipha: But what are we doing
Link: Who sent Talon to jail yesterday?
Zelda: Talon was there? I thought he was kicked or something...
Daruk: Gee, I wonder who. He might be just SNOOZING right now key word SNOOZING
(Revali has joined the chat)
Revali: Hey y'all. Good morning
Link: *scoffs* It's literally 1:27 P.M and you're just waking up
Revali: Oh yeah? How about you?
Link: I run around Castle Town, practice for 1 hour, then cook breakfast for the entire castle, then run again around Hyrule Castle for a good 5 laps. Not to mention the insides of the castle as well. Yes, all 248 floors...
Revali: X(
Link: How about everyone?
Urbosa: Aw, checking the town, grabbing breakfast, and do the stupid molduga sighting thing
Zelda: Wake up, do a billion princess things, and go on a horse ride out with Link by the castle garden thing that really needs to be trimmed
Daruk: getting a swim in the lava, running around the volcano, and sometimes playing with the children.
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
