Finally, this dare is out. I've been meaning to get this out for like a L O N G time now, and here it finally is to you guys. Btw, the art is just...stunning XD lol
The dare was from The_True_Shade_Lord and was for Mipha to drive a car without instructions and to run over Revali. This will be full of excitement...giggles...and drama.
(Everyone has joined the chat)
Link: Oh guys. Guess what happened the other day?! Mipha called me, and since her birthday was the 7th, guess what she got?!
Mipha: I got the newest Sheikah Convertible- Built Conveniently for Zoras!!!!!!!!
Urbosa: Well...doesn't that thing cost 1,000,000,000,000 rupees?! Who got that sucker for you?
Mipha: My father, King Dorephan
Urbosa: makes sense
Revali: Mipha, do you even have a license?
Mipha: No! But I'm pretty sure Zelda will teach me or somebody!
Link: I'm underage. Well technically I'm + 100 so I'm not, but the gov officials don't believe me.
Zelda: Well I've seen my dad drive so I might know a few things. Mipha, can you turn on your camera and get in ur car?
Mipha: Yep
(Mipha had turned on her Camera Function)
Mipha: Okay, so what do I do?
Urbosa: mm damn that car is amazing
Revali: slay queen
Mipha: Do i pull this
Zelda: NO! Hit the button...wait...what...wait a second...the blue or the orange...
Link: AND THEN, turn the lever there and hit that button here and then turn the wheel tada!
Mipha: UM
Mipha: *presses weird buttons*
Revali: Do I have to be at this stupid meeting?
Urbosa: Something's coming towards me!
Zelda: OH SH-
Link: It's Mipha with her car!
Daruk: R O L L!!!!!
Revali: You idiot how are we supposed to do that-
Link: run away!
Zelda: Get out!!! Mipha stop the car!!!
Mipha:: I CAN'T!!!
Urbosa: Then take your foot off the pedal and stop twisting the wheel
Mipha: *removes foot*
Sheikah Convertible: Your car is now on auto-pilot.
Revali: What does that- SQUACK
Link: ...whathappened
Zelda: WE NEED A MEDIC!
Urbosa: Mipha hit Revali!
Daruk: Well, we told him to run.
Link: It's that birdbrain's fault he didn't listen to us.
Zelda: Well...Mipha...
Mipha: ... oh dear
Mipha: I'M GONNA BE KICKED!
Mipha: I'm GONNA BE BANISHED FROM THIS COUNTRY FOREVER!
Mipha: THOSE STUPID PICK-ME GIRLS WILL TAKE MY SPOT AS PRINCESS!
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