(Mipha has joined the chat)
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Revali: *sigh* I guess this is being better than being stuck in a Divine Beast. Aka just hollow farm animals
Mipha: Don't say that. Ruta is a-
(Link has joined the chat)
Link: Ayo whats up my good friends
Revali: We are not friends.
Link: *slowly backs away* W-well I was just trying to-
(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: Link, I've been meaning to ask you a question. Why did you-
Revali: Why did he bomb Rito Village yesterday? Oh, well the answer is quite simple. Link. Is. A. Big. Dumb. Hylian.
Zelda: No, I was going to ask him why did he create this chat? Wasn't it for...training purposes?
Link: Well erhm I don't actually know. One day when I woke up my sheikah Slate glowed and there was a new rune called Chat. I clicked into it and it started asking for verification and all that crap so I typed it in so i accidentally created this new room. Please don't ask
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Daruk: Hey what did I miss
Mipha: Nothing
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Zelda: yes but...link still. you bombed rito village?
Link: Yes, Princess.
Zelda: *raises eyebrow* Why?
Link: *sigh*. well here's the whole story:
Revali: *accidentally broke Link's Ancient Short Sword and Bow*
Link: You $^(%%***% those were my best stuff!
Revali: Well who cares
Link: Say that one more time and I'll snap your stupid beak in 2
Revali: I'll toss your Master Sword right off this *^(^*&$*^$#%*# landing pad.
Link: *breaks Revali's air conditioning*
Revali: *breaks Link's bathtub*
Link: *cuts revali's bed in half*
Revali: *breaks Link's showerhead*
Link: Excuse me that was my prized jewel. I named it Water Spout
Revali: No one cares about a showerhead that I'm PRETTY SURE was broken already.
Link: DId i ASk?
Revali: *speechless*
Link: I must get revenge. I did stock up on bomb arrows the other day so like ya. I'll start with your house and then some of the wooden planks. Then Flight Range. Don't think Hylians can't get there cause Hylia, YOU'RE $&*^(%(*&^&^*&^&*^*&^* WRONG!
Link: So yeah.
Zelda: Interesting.
Daruk: Let's play a game of Hide and Seek to brighten our moods!
Urbosa: I feel like this is gonna have some sort of catch-
Daruk: But if the seeker finds you, bam! You fess up with a golden rupee. does everyone have at least 50 of those
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Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
