(Revali has nicknamed the chat Kill Link Group)
Revali: come, my peasants
(Groose has joined the chat)
(Ganon has joined the chat)
(Tingle has joined the chat)
(Ghirahim has joined the chat)
(Skull Kid has joined the chat)
Revali: Everyone! We are...*points dramatically to a sign* KILL LINK GROUP! WE are ANTI - link. if i catch you doing ANYTHING with link...you are to be banished
Ghirahim: *scrolling through TikTok fashion trends* Ya, but does that include like...killing him? Cause technically that's something to do with him
Revali: Yes! One time Link and I emerged in a duel but that stupid princess came in and stopped everything. I mean like UGH, he can't even fly! Giving him my Gale was like cleaning a random person's throw-up.
Ganon: *eating Malice ball chips* Yes but I killed you so shouldn't I not be in this club
Revali: *frowns*
Ganon: answer the question, turkey
Revali: *screeches* SHUT UP AND JUST JOIN THE CLUB FOR THE HECK OF IT BEFORE LINK COMES ONLINE
Tingle: ha! I am making another fake map for him...this one goes to the end of hyrule...
Skull Kid! asdhsekhaskfhsdklfhsdkfDS CHANT CHANT sdfjhawkd;ghsldg MOMMMM OMMMM
Revali: can somebody BOOT HIM?!
(Ganon has booted Skull Kid from the chat)
Sheika Slate: There are 5 members in the chat. You need six. Please choose somebody from your contact list:
Link (the asinine brat)
Zelda (the stupid princess)
Daruk (the fat boulder)
Mipha (the naked salmon)
Urbosa (the fit genie)
Saki (the pink link)
Teba: (a revali wannabe)
Tulin: (his mom ain't know that he got a slate)
Vaati (the kool kid)
Astor (lets play with ballz)
Skull Kid (the brat)
Zant (the midna guy)
Thunderblight (i luv him)
Waterblight (i only want his spear)
Windblight (i only wanted his number before he killed me)
Fireblight (2 hot 2 handle)
Master Kohga (banana freak)
Dark Link (he's my IDOL)
Thank you!
Revali: wow. sorry for seeing my contacts
Ganon: ya its fine man
Ghirahim: UGH YOU NEVER MIX NAIL POLISH WITH EYELINER! YOU STUPID FREAK NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A BANANA!
Revali: Now who shall I add...
Tingle: and doneee! I shall send this to that kid Link
Groose: why am i in this? I like Link
Revali: THATS ENOUGH!! GET HIM!!! HANDS UP, BEHIND YOUR BACK
Ganon: *wrestles*
Groose: *screams* I JUST DID MY HAIR!!
Tingle: *chewing his pen* no one cares
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