Hewo peeps I'm B A C K!! Life has taken me many directions but pointing north is Wattpad!!! So I finally got a dare (Thank you Coonabaraban1 for this dare) And let's finally just get on with it since I know nobody like A/N's (Unless they are holy and valuable)
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Link: Say, I was walking in my home at Hateno and found a slip of paper. It was from Coonabaraban1 and it said, '𝕚 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕚 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕪'. I mean appreciate the handwriting but the CONTENT IT EVEN BETTER
Urbosa: SO ladies and gentlemen
Mipha: BOYZ AND GIRLZ
Zelda: THis is Coonabaraban1 giving us the best dare
Link: butstillrememberthatonetimewhereAsh_not_amusedgaveusthatultimateideatokillcia LIKE OMG
Revali: We are pinging too many real people.
Daruk: TRYING TO ESCAPE UR FATE, HUH? I'll start it off. I dare Revali to pluck one of Saki's butt feathers and then eat it.
Revali: Heh-heh that's a BIT EXTREME would you say so yourself
Link: Come on, it wouldn't hurt. Autocorrect below |
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Link: ****want a major trial of pain, it wouldn't hurt
Revali: nooooo fine i'll do it.
Revali: H-hey Saki
Saki: Oh hey Master Revali!
Revali: You can just go back to doing whatever you're doing.
Saki: Okay sure Master Revali! I was help sharpening the arrows for my husband and cooking some soup
Saki: *turns over*
Revali: PERFECT TIME! *plucks*
Saki: Ooh! Did you feel that sting too?
Revali: Uh hey it was the wind.
Saki: *frowns* alright then.
Revali: Can I just lick it since this is non consumable
Daruk: fine, yes.
Revali: *licks*
Revali: That's gross. Please people have some mercy and no more.
Revali: *drops the feather down from Revali's Landing*
Mipha: Please dive down from Veiled Falls
Link: cook a feast for the royal family tonight. Remember all 592 guests!!!
Zelda: Clean the castle - the entire thing.
Urbosa: Come in Gerudo Town and prepared to become a Thanksgiving legend!!!
Daruk: have a DELISH feast with a Lynel!!!!!
Revali: this will be the death of me. Hylia hear me out-
Zelda: The last time Hylia heard you out we all died.
Revali: * goes to Zora's Domain*
Mipha: Hey Rev.
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Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
