Ikr it's finally updated. Homework and school. Actually I just finished homework so yay! Now I just have this poster thing that I did a really bad job drawing (The horse my friend thought it was a cow) and yeah. Enjoy! Also, thanks so much for 130 followers! ////enjoy this chapter :D
PS: typing on my new keyboard feels so buttery smooth
(Everyone has joined the chat)
Mipha: I feel like we haven't been online in so long. I think last time was like aug 24th or smth?! I don't know abt you guys but I've been busy with fishing and princess stuff and plus dorephan's health is not-
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
Urbosa: Oh god sorry Mipha but WHAT IS THAT HORRENDOUS NOISE?
Link! *gasp* WE MUST STOP THE-
Zelda: SHUT YOUR SENSOR OR WHATEVER OFF!
Mipha: ...
Daruk: ?
Link: GUYS THERE'S GONNA BE A PORTAL TO THE RIGHT AND THEN WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT GO IN I KNOW I SOUND CRAZY BUT TRUST ME
Portal: *appears* COME, one and all to the epic dare set by MimicMarco!!!
Revali: *steps in*
Link: NoOoOoOoOooOoOOooOOoo *distorted*
Everyone: *does that corny thing in action movies where the people fall from a portal*
Urbosa: Why is there a weird unexitable tab appearing on my Sheika Slate
Revali: Mine too. I knew these asinine little things never worked.
Link: *reads* SCATTER IN KOROK FOREST OOJIKANARA
Mipha: INteresting.
Fog: *comes closer*
Link: AHHH GO GO GO
Link: *runs in a random direction*
Mipha: *swims in the river* GURGLE GLUUUUHHHHH WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHY IS THE WATER SO DARK
Urbosa: *goes inside the trees* This was not a good idea there's so much weird stuff in here! Is this a metal ball?
(Reference to that one korok forest quest)
Revali: *Flies up in the trees*
Daruk: *rolls and finds Link*
Zelda: DADDY!
Fog: Daddy isn't gonna come now. *whooses around and covers more land*
Zelda: *goes with Link*
Link: WHy is everyone coming to me!
Link: *runs from everyone*
Fog: I see these champs don't even know how to 'scatter' correctly. *seperated them*
Zelda: WHAT IS THIS BROWN THING-
Urbosa: Little bird it's a tree as that's what it looks like
Zelda: :(
Mipha: It's getting cold
Link: Yeah no joke this slate temperature detector says it's -71 degrees where i am
Mipha: Mine kinda froze
Link: Oml
Daruk: This is bad. I have a bbq to go to and then this happened
Revali: I'm supposed to be speaking with the village about Warbler's Nest being too dangerous
Mipha: I'm supposed to go teach the young ones how to climb waterfalls like the good princess I am.
Zelda: Excus me princess
Link: #DidSheJustSpellMyCatchphraseWrongLolXD
Zelda: *stare through the tree that she is currently in*
Link: *mutes himself*
Urbosa: HOw are we supposed to get out? This place is called the lost woods for a reason
Link: Oh god now the detoctor says it's at-
Revali: THAT'S IT! THE DETECTOR! U KNOW THE BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP THING FROM EARLIER!
Link: YES! OPEN THE MAP AND YOU CAN SEE EACH COLOR ARROWS IS US MOVING.
Mipha = red
me = yellow
revali = blue
daruk = brown
zelda: = green
urbosa = orange!!!
Mipha: Ah yes good thinking. So we open the sheika sensor+++ to detect where each other are and we'll meet up first. and then we shall walk to the entrance and KISS THIS PLACE GOODBYE~
Link: BEEP! GWAH GWAH! GWAH GWAH! (cuz yknow it makes that gwah gwah! noise so annoying) GLING GLING! BEEP BEEP~ BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
Urbosa: That;s so annoying I can hear it from here
Zelda: OH REV there you are!
Mipha: Hi daruk! *shuts the slate sensor off*
Zelda: WHere is the frickin exit out of this-
Link: LET US OUT!!!! *takes remote bombs and bombs everything, grabs flameblade and torch, burns everything* ARSON!
Revali: Have you ever heard of the words 'calm down'
Link: AHHHHHHHHH!
Zelda: Wow. I thought Link was a quiet and reserved man. Obviously I was wrong
Tree: *falls to the ground*
Passageway: *appears*
Link: Ur welcome, Rev
Revali: UH WHAt! Kaneli will So NoT approve of this
Mipha: *walks out* WAIT ISN'T THIS THE MILITARY TRAINING CAMP
Link: Ya. WAIT IT'S SO DANGEROUS-
Bokoblin: *blows horn*
Link: Oh SH-
Octorok: *launches bombs*
Wifi Cable: Bleep
(Everyone has been disconnected due to an unknown error. Please try again --- --- --beep - ----- ------ -la--- --t------r----)
Well, hope they're okay!
Dares and ideas are always appreciated, and cia!
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