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Mipha: WHat is it, what is it?!
Link: King Rhoam assigned me to be the leader of the Royal Guards.
gamemaster-kel........
Zelda: Link, I'm still waiting for an answer!
Link: Yes, but I also still have to guard you~
Zelda: DROP THAT
Lnk: Umm.... NO WAY
Zelda: Ok. Yes or no.
Link: Hmm... I have to learn to make time, yes.
Zelda: yay we will have the top notch royal guard army now!
Daruk: Way to go, little guy!
Urbosa: Yeah!
Revali: Wow.... Congrats.
Mipha: *flashes look*
Revali: Today Medoh almost dropped from miles into the sky.
Mipha: Yes.... Ruta won't walk it's not working
Urbosa: The levers are jammed and clogged with red and black oozy stuff
Link: Oh plz don't touch that!
Daruk: What is it?
Link: Well, it's Malice.
Mipha: Dun dun dunnnn
Zelda: Oh Hylia no.....
Urbosa: How is he back?! When will he be back?!
Revali: I don't know..... Maybe when Link is sleeping.
Link: I don't sleep. I take 5 minute naps in the afternoon.
Revali: :O
Mipha: Yeah, bringing up the sleep topic again, I think Link should sleep.
Link: The most known time for enemies to attack is night time. That makes a bigger reason why I should only take 5 minutes naps in the afternoon.
Zelda: No-
Link: Yes, the answer is no.
Zelda: Ugh!
Urbosa: We need plans to vanish the evil
Link: I got plan a and b
Plan a: I rush to Hyrule Castle and spew Ganon's guts out.
Plan b: Divine Beasts attack, ignoring Malice and if Ganon possess Guardians again and Divine Beasts, plan a comes in handy.
Daruk: Uhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not so sure about-
Revali: Why, Linky that is a wonderful plan Getting rid of that f thing with Link having a chance to die again!
Link: So, you would gladly stay dead in your divine beast, because I would not be there to free u?
Revali: Do the thing you did last time!
Urbosa: Listen: WE ARE NOT WAITING ANOTHER CENTURY TO FREE A BIRD
Revali: Ooooooo
Link: my plans work then
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