First time working from my new Windows!!!
(Everyone except Revali has joined the chat)
Link: have you guys ever heard of the saying 'Calm Before the Storm'?
Mipha: Yeah, multiple times. why?
Link: I feel like...with Revali gone... it's like we're the 'Calm' and Revali is the 'Storm'.
Daruk: Gee little guy, you're right!
Zelda: I'm sorry.
Link: ???
Zelda: I feel like we haven't been chatting as much. Alas, this program was requested by Impa and Purah to discuss battle topics against Calamity Ganon. But...now that he's D E A D, (not really since he can just awake any time lol) we have been slacking. And Revali is gone. it's kinda boring without him.
Urbosa: Slay little bird, said what I was thinking in a paragraph.
Mipha: With Revali gone...we can party!
Zelda: Let's go out to tea!
Urbosa: Yeah!
(A few moments later)
Daruk: um.
Zelda: The chirping of the birds and the rushing of the river, the sounds of nature are so nice!
Mipha: Yeah! This gazebo we are sitting under is offering great shade. The flowers smell beautiful as well.
Link: *Sets cup down* Zelda, how much was...this...visit?
Zelda: Only 60,000 rupees. Why?
Link: I made that money from selling baked apples and was planning to give that money to Purah to upgrade my Master Cycle Zero......
Zelda:
Urbosa: Well little bird, next time ask your boyfriend before you spend your guys' funds.
Zelda: He is not my boyfriend Urbosa!
Daruk: When's Revali gonna come back?
Zelda: Aren't you sick of him?
Daruk: it's kinda boring without him
Link: I mean, I'm kinda in the middle of you two, idk
Mipha: The tea was amazing.
Zelda: I agree. And revali would probably wreck all the stuff
Mipha: Let's relax...
Daruk: OH, this is relaxing
Link: I agree
Urbosa: This feels like the gerudo spa, but 10000x better!
Zelda: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Link: Looking at that gives me seizures
Urbosa: lets watch anime
Link:
Zelda:
Daruk:
Mipha: Anime is hand-drawn and computer-generated animation originating from Japan. Outside of Japan and in English, anime refers specifically to animation produced in Japan. However, in Japan and in Japanese, anime describes all animated works, regardless of style or origin. Anime (pronounced AH-nee-may) is a term for a style of Japanese comic book and video cartoon animation in which the main characters have large doe-like eyes. Many Web sites are devoted to anime. Anime is the prevalent style in Japanese comic books or manga. Anime is also-
Urbosa: MIPHA NO
Zelda: OKay then. what do you wanna watch
Urbosa: Idk just felt it in the heat of the moment
Daruk: Let's watch... 'Naruto'
Zelda: NO NO NO LETS WATCH SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: the blonde girls and the super power thing? oh hell naw
Mipha: I highly suggest floating over to HBO Max and watching:
Spirited Away
Howl's Moving Castle
My Neighbor Totoro
Kiki's Delivery Service
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
The Wind Rises
Princess Mononoke
Zelda: Why is mipha a smarty-pants
Link: I haven't heard that term since knight training when a boy answered when is 1 + 2 +3=
Daruk: Yeah it equals 5
Zelda: How does it equal five? 3 PLUS 2 - - - + - - COUNT THE LINES, IT'S FIVE, + - equals six!!! - + - - + - - - = 6
Daruk: the lines are so tiny i cant-
Urbosa: YES SAILOR MOON! HARVEST THE MAGIC-
Everyone but Urbosa:
Urbosa: Sorry. let's go to the beach!
(A few moments later)
Zelda: I brought the volleyball! Let's go play beach volleyball! Who wants to play with me!!!
Urbosa: I'll play!
Link: I will play!
Daruk: I'm gonna roast in the sun
Mipha: I'm gonna go swimming!
Zelda: AHHH FEEL THE BURUN OF MY SERVE- LINK RECEIVE PROPERLY- URBOSA WTF IS THAT?
Urbosa: I dont know but HAHHHAHAHAHH you couldn't receive it!!!
Link: *sets ball*
Ball: Goes flying
Link: Oops! I used my master sword!
Zelda: how stupid can one be?
Link: Its been a fun day
Zelda: Agreed
Nurse Barbara: Hey guys! Just checking in on you that Revali is all ready to go! Just be careful with him and limit flying to only 10 hours for this week! <3 Bye huns!
Zelda:
Link:
Urbosa:
Mipha: ok well if you think about it this way-
Daruk:
(Everyone has left the chat)
hi!!!
dares and ideas are always appreciated, and cia!
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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