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(By the way I rewrote this so now Link's sisters are Isabelle, (Yes, she's dead) and Linkle. So now our boi Link has 2 sisters to keep him company :D)
Link: .....
(Link has added Linkle to the chat)
Linkle: WHY HIIIII (fires 900 shots with crossbow)
Link: Linkle do you think we should....ya know..
Linkle: *whispers* ya we should.
Zelda: What's going on here
Daruk: They're talking about ⚔️sorceress
Urbosa: UM what is that supposed to mean
Mipha: well we all know that when Linkle comes in, we talk about family. and sad stuff
Zelda: So do you think we're talking about Mipha's backstory
Daruk: Urbosa's
Revali: Daruk's
Daruk: Zelda's
Linkle: We're Talking about....Link's backstory today.
Revali: I'm confused.
Urbosa: Me too.
Link: the other one was a lie.
Mipha: So this is the real one, I guess.
Linkle: I was rejected when I Wasn't the hero.
Link: Linkle, get back on track please.
Linkle: SAWWY.
Daruk: What's SAWWY.
Link: Sorry. Sawwy. Baby's manners.
Crimson: CAWWWWWWW
Link: Shush not now Crimson. Go play with the other Loftwings and rescue people on those island and spy on Groose at Knight Academy.
Zelda: So are we gonna get into 'Link's Family Story'?
Link: hey Linkle. Can I have an apple?
Linkle: Sure. I'll get one too.
Daruk: Actually, Link mentions apples a lot. Why tho?
Mipha: I don't know. He has a strange obsession towards them-
Urbosa: He's obsessed with apples. Weird.
Link and Linkle: NO IT'S NOT.
Zelda: Well then let's hear the backstory.
Revali: ...SHould I leave?
Daruk: Sure, I'll test you when Link's done.
Linkle: Rules: 1. No crying. 2. No screaming. 3. Enjoy. 4. I will be telling the story as well, pretending that I'm Link.
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Link: So, it was a calm day at our Hateno home about a couple years ago, and Isabelle and I were sitting on a barrel, Isabelle was playing with some apples, and I was juggling apples. Linkle had just came back from a jog outside.
"Link and Linkle. Come help your mother on the apple farm." my father said, loud enough for us to hear. Isabelle was still at the stable.
Mipha: Years?
Link: Yes. I'm sorry I didn't tell you before, it happened a long long time ago. About the 2nd day I met Zelda. I had to make up something, but here's the real thing.
Linkle: So as I approached mother, and gave me a sweet smile and handed me a bucket, then told me to pick the sweet apples. I walked into the grove of trees, and picked the apples that were the reddest and didn't have insects on them. I soon filled up the bucket, then handed it back to mother.
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
