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Zelda: Omg Link that was delicious, thanks so much!
Revali: Thanks... no one saw.
Daruk: YUMMY YUM YUM
Urbosa: I am pro catcher.
Link: Those moves were awesome, Urboba
Mipha: Thank you, Link.
Link: The food of the day is... FISH!!
Mipha: It's ok, I'm fine with that I eat it a lot
Link: I have Hyrule Bass, Sizzlefin Trout, Voltfin Trout, Staminoka Bass, and Sanke Carp. Hyrule Bass is 10 rupees, Sizzlefin is 15 rupees, Voltfin is 15 rupees, Staminoka is 25 rupees, and Sanke Carp is 20 rupees. Roasted adds 5 rupees. All fresh caught.
Zelda: I want one Staminoka Bass, and 2 Hyrule Bass.
Link: Today, I'm going to be in front of Hyrule Castle, passing out your fish. You say what you want, I hand it over to you. Thank you for the money yesterday. You pay once you get your fish. You can weigh if you want. Thanks.
Urbosa: Sure.... I want a roasted Sizzlefin Trout, and 3 not roasted Hyrule Bass.
Link: Ok, what I said about passing the fish
Mipha: May I have 3 Staminoka Bass, 2 roasted Sizzlefin Trout, and 2 Hyrule Bass. Our Domain has fish for a main course so since this chance is rare, I can get a lot for the domain to share.
Link: Yes Mipha, I understand, I just shoot shock arrow, shocking some fish and done.
Daruk: .... Ok, I want a roasted Sanke Carp, and one Voltfin plz.
Link: Revali?
Revali: Hehe, I don't have to hide anymore... Ok I want 2 roasted Hyrule Bass, 2 Sizzlefin, and 1 Voltfin Trout.
Link: One last chance, everybody. Are you satisfied with your picks and know what your fish is?
Urbosa: I am.
Zelda: Of course.
Revali: Yes.
Daruk: Yeah.
Urbosa: Oh, yea.
Link: Tomorrow in the afternoon in front of Hyrule Castle. I'm going fish hunting!
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(Couple hours later)
Link: Fresh fish ready, I'm going to wash them
Mipha: Ok
Zelda: What do you wanna do?
(Daruk disconnected)
Link: No! Oh well, it's ok.
Revali: Um... will you still be selling frozen bird legs?
Link: I literally sell everything, Revali. Feel free to call me if you need ANYTHING.
Link: Gotcha.
Urbosa: Oh, wee.
Zelda: Sorry, Father wants me to go to some cave. Link?
Link: Yes, I'm ready lemme get ma sword..
Link: Ok! Let's go to that weird cave thing.
(Zelda has left the chat)
Link has left the chat)
Urbosa: Let's go.
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Mipha: Ugh, yeah
(Mipha left the chat)
Revali: Bye nobody
(Revali has left the chat)
So clearly Link is a merchant now.. He claims to having everything. Bokoblin guts to Royal Broadswords. Wowza, Link. Until next time!

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