Rhode: N.J...? What are you doing over there?
N.J: *Playing with a stray cat he found* Enjoying my existence! :D
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Houston: Dad. Dad.
Texas: Yeah?
Houston: I-I have a boyfriend.
Texas: *pats his head* I'll break his kneecaps for you no worries!! :)
Houston: DAD NO-
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Alaska: Florida... Why?
Florida: *in a bee costume* BEELIVE IN YOURSELF!!
N.J: Awww~!! That's fucking weird.
Rhode: That was awful. Speaking of which. Ima get an awful awful. :)
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Oklahoma: You can do you I'm a go stab... Someone... Cya!!
Geo: Ok- Wait what.
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Tulsa: Brother. I'ma commit arson.
Oklahoma City: Have you been hanging out with Detroit again??
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Mass: Hug me, my son!
Rhode: I going to put rats in your pillow.
Florida: Be nice to your dad.
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*Literally anything happens*
Greg: Should I quit?
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Florida: Heeeeey~
Greg: God. Fucking. Damn it.
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Connecticut: Are you two dating?
Rhode Island & N.J: *cuddling and playing with little toy cars* No.
(Ya know like a liar)
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PA: OK! Your car is good!! :D
Geo: Why are you looking at my car?
PA: I do this to everyone--
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Alaska: Am I disappointing you dad?
D.C: No but I am in myself.
I.D.C: God I hate you.
Gov: we hate us more :)
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C.D.C: Are you guys doing as bad as I am?
N.A.T.O: Honestly. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
U.N: I don't wanna live.
Asean: I take care of adult children.
C.D.C: Wow... Lucky you guys have it easy!!
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Atlanta Falcons: Are you doing ok?
Stealers: Look at me.
Stealers: I am never fucking ok.
A.F: *in a really high pitched voice* Ok-
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Ari: Have- Have you been flirting with me?
N.M: Has it really taken you this long...
N.M: I HAVE LIKED YOU SINCE WE WERE 5!!
Ari: You have?
Coco: Yeah he has.
Utah: It was quite obvious!
N.M: SEE!! EVEN THE DENSER ONES NOTICE!!
Utah: HEY-
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C.D.C: Dad-
Geo: Yes?
C.D.C: Why does no one listen to me ;-;
Geo: I don't know but I do know we can get ice cream to make you feel better :)
C.D.C: YEAH!! :D
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
